Hot Date
When Patrick Verona has boasted to his metal shop buddies about having a 'hot date' tonight…well he hadn't quite meant it like this.
To Patrick, Donald Darko was his definition of a hot date. He was dark and mysterious, with a pair of moody eyes that looked just oh-so sexy when they were looking up at you from under a hood. His scruffy, jet black hair was a lot softer than it looked and was so much fun to play with, despite the fact Donnie hated it when anyone did just that. Those lips that were always pulled down into some kind of frown or scowl tasted so nice under Patrick's it was unbelievable. Okay so, the boy had some emotional problems. Sure he had to take medication and go to therapy once a week and maybe he was a freak, just like everyone said he was. But Patrick didn't give two flying fucks! A freak he might be, but he was a sexy little freak and that's just the way the Australian boy liked it.
Unfortunately for Patrick, Donnie had another definition for a 'hot date'. A hot date to Donnie Darko consisted of high jacking some petrol, stealing his boyfriends lighter and setting fire to the abandoned house on the outskirts of town.
…The Australian really needed to teach his little hood-clad hottie to stop taking everything he said so literally.
Happy birthday Jessface!
Aren't you surprised this is actually on time? I know I am.
Okay, so I promised I'd explain the title to you when I posted the first drabbles. It should be quite obvious to you that the title is that awesome Fall Out Boy song with the epic vampire video. I mean, it's got William Beckett in it. And he's a VAMPIRE. Like, a real one. It's bloody amazing. Anyway, the reason it's the title of this is for a few reasons.
The first one is the 16 candles bit. As you are 16 today, I thought it would be fitting. There is, however, a deeper meaning to my odd title choice. When we first really started talking and becoming friends, we had this extreme obsession with the bandom fanfics on Quizilla. Remember that one about the FOB!Vampires and William? That was one of the first fanfics were spazzed about together and, to me at least, it was probably the big catalyst that threw us into this very, very awesome friend ship. Also…the lyrics (which be in the summary) sort of fit how bad I am at being a good friend XD
So, there you have it. And for anyone else reading this that isn't Jess, the reason this drabble is called Hot Date is because of the terrible jokes I make. I said something about 10 Things!Heath and Donnie!Jake going on a date, and how it would probably end up with the pair of them setting fire to a house. I then said 'That'd be one hot date.' Thus concluding that my jokes are AWESOME.