Hello! None of you know me, of course, but you may know Cassandra Nightingale, who co-wrote this with me. I blatantly proclaimed that I would never actually write something one this website, but the opportunity was too tempting. Theme: What exactly would make Uchiha Sasuke, ice cube of the century, horny?

So, yeah, it's rated M for mature content, because obviously Haruno Sakura is going to find out…with a bet. Idiot.

CASSY'S NOTE: Hola, peoples! I know this is kind of stupid and crap, and I almost NEVER write M rated stuff, etc., but Andy insisted I work on my writing and 'broaden my horizons'. Supposedly, this is going to be an example of how a real story should look like, but then I started to get an idea of how it should start and…yeah. So now I'm in on it. Ugh. And I'm still wondering why I'm doing this. Um…

PAIRINGS: Sasusaku, Nejiten, Shikatema and Kibaino, Sasukarin, Suikarin, and possibly more.

Disclaimer: As we all know, I am Masashi Kishimoto. When I am not desperately trying to stay ahead of the deadline for new Naruto chapters every week, I come to and laugh at what crazy fans can make up these days. That is all.

…I need to stop reading Artsysmiles's author's notes. Really, 'That is all'? That's HER catchline, not MINE. Urk.

Mmmfff…just read the stupid story. Hope you enjoy!!

—FROMTHEDESKTOPOFANDY—

You'd think they'd learn by now…

"YOU'RE serious?"

"Of course we are, Forehead! It is a slumber party."

"Yeah! We've done the movies, the gushing, and all the other things we need to do at a sleepover!"

"S-Sakura-chan, T-Truth or D-Dare isn't that b-bad…"

"Suck it up, Sakura. Jeez."

Sakura crossed her arms over her chest and scowled at her friends. When Ino-pig said they were having a slumber party to get reconnected to each other again, she didn't sign up for a stupid game of Truth or Dare. It was idiotic and totally immature. Fifteen-year olds did not play Truth or Dare, dammit!

Sakura huffed, but slumped over in a defeated position. "Fine," she said, but snapped, "but I get to go first!"

Ino smiled, happy that she won. "Fine, Forehead."

She turned to Hinata. "Truth or Dare?"

Hinata blushed and looked the other way before answering, as was habit. "T-Truth."

Temari cut in before Sakura asked the question. "Don't ask who she likes, since that is such a waste of a question." Hinata blushed even more at that. Everybody knew she had a crush on Uzumaki Naruto, son of the mayor, Minato Kamikaze, and was voted the number one hyperactive knuckle-headed student of the year three years running. Everybody knew about the Hyuuga corporate heiress's infatuation—except Naruto.

Sakura glared at Temari. "I wasn't going to. Hinata," she turned to the blushing girl, "have you ever had a crush on someone else before Naruto?" The others perked up at this; as long as they had known Hinata, she had been smitten for Naruto.

She blushed even more at that, but thought about it. "I-I…I think I had a c-crush on K-Kiba…at one time…"

Ino gaped at her. "I knew it! I knew there was a reason you were making cow eyes at my boyfriend!"

"I-It was when I was s-six!!" Hinata sighed quietly, and turned to Tenten.

"T-Truth or D-Dare?"

She smirked. "Dare, of course."

She thought about that. She had assumed that Tenten would choose truth, but didn't know what to do when she chose dare. Suddenly, Hinata remembered her dear cousin, whom Tenten hated with a passion.

"I-I dare you t-to t-tell Neji-nii-san that you have a crush on him tomorrow."

Tenten choked on a mouthful of air. "WHAT!?"

She shrugged. "T-Tomorrow. All of u-us have to b-be there, a-as witnesses."

Tenten gave her the death glare, but proceeded to talk to Temari. "Truth or Dare?"

She thought for a moment. "Truth, I guess. I have nothing to hide."

"You date Shikamaru, so…how abusive is your relationship with him?"

Temari gaped at her. "Shika doesn't hit me!"

"I wasn't talking about him hitting you, I was talking about you hitting him!"

Temari thought about that. "Oh. Well, I guess I only hit him when he falls asleep."

Tenten nodded. "Abusive relationship, then."

Temari scowled at her. "Oh, go and practice your lines for when you confess your undying love to Neji." She turned to Ino.

"Truth or dare?"

Ino thought about it. "Truth."

"Have you ever liked my boyfriend?" Ino and Shikamaru were childhood friends, and she didn't really like Temari in the beginning. Temari always claimed it was the little green monster.

Ino looked outraged. "Of course not! I don't even know how you like him; he is such a lazy ass, and a bad kisser!" Realizing what she said, Ino turned a strange shade of red and started chocking on her spit. Temari looked at her with her mouth hung open, while the other three girls burst into laughter.

"He's a bad kisser, you say? And how would you know?" Temari raised a delicate blonde eyebrow, her face expressionless. Ino gagged a little.

"It was an accident, I swear! I needed Shika for something, and he wouldn't wake up, and—Temari, I was eight freaking years old! Don't judge me!"

Temari put down the lamp she was about to use as a weapon. "Whatever."

Ino turned to Sakura. "Truth or dare?"

She shrugged a little. She didn't really want to be interrogated, which she knew Ino would do, and since Ino was her best friend of all time—

"Dare, I suppose."

Ino smiled, an evil smile that made Sakura cringe and wonder what in the world possessed her in those few seconds to say such an evil, evil thing.

You could hear the wheels turning in her head. "Don't you sit, like, right behind Sasuke in Calculus?"

Sakura gulped and nodded. Ino's smirk grew wider.

"I dare you to stick your hand down his pants."

Sakura promptly attacked Ino, with her other two friends busting their guts laughing in the background, while the other two fought.

"WHAT. THE. HELL."

Ino was laughing, too. "Calm down, Forehead!"

"CALM DOWN. YOU WANT ME TO CALM DOWN, WHEN I HAVE TO GROPE UCHIHA SASUKE TOMORROW DURING CALCULUS!?!" She knew this was a bad idea.

Tenten smiled. "I'll pay you one hundred dollars to do that. I'm in your Calculus class, and I would love to see the look on his face!" She laughed maniacally.

"No way."

Hinata butted in. "I'll pay you two hundred—along with T-Tenten's money."

Temari smirked. "I'll pay fifty dollars. I'd give you more, but Dad's not letting me have my allowance."

Ino got up from the ground. "I'll throw in a hundred, too, if Tenten gets a picture."

Tenten smirked. "Got it!"

Sakura moaned. "Then I am gonna take a good picture of Neji and you when you confess your undying love to him!"

Tenten made another one of her odd choking noises, and shut up. Sakura laughed.

"Okay, okay, I'll do it. But you guys better make sure no one else sees it—my reputation is as tarnished as it is with the whole Kakashi Incident. I don't need to be labeled as a whore."

Ino giggled. "Whatever you say, Forehead-chan."

"Now, can we go to sleep already? I'm kinda tired…"

Temari looked scandalized. "You should know by now that people don't actually sleep at sleepovers!"

Sakura moaned.

—FROMTHEDESKTOPOFANDY—

A/N: This was supposed to be a oneshot. But after about thirty pages, Cassy and I both decided it needed to be multi-chapter. We broke the chapters up into really small parts, so I'm sorry for that. But yeah. We've already got, like, ten chapters done already, so expect some frequent updates. And stuff.