One way or another-high school musical 3 version by Mia1986
Summary: hello folks! I'm mia1986 and this is my first spoof. because "High School Musical 3: Senior year" opened up in theaters in october I decided to put a High School Musical spin on the Jesse McCartney Christmas song one way or another. Since this is my first spoof I had help from my beta reader WildCroconaw-
WildCroconaw: You tricked me into helping you
(Mia1986 sticks out her tongue at WildCroconaw)
WildCroconaw (tries to walk away): uh, I just remembered I have a paper due for my-
Don't you remember the little grass/poison type I borrowed from you (WildCroconaw's eyes go wide as plates). Oh Bloom!
(an oddish appears) Bloom: yes, master?
Sleep powder!
WildCroconaw: You wouldn't (falls asleep as the dust hits her)
Bloom: Who do you want me to torture now (Mia1986 puts a rolled list in Bloom's leaves. Bloom chuckles evilly and leaves)
That was the hard part. Now (tries to lift a snoring WildCroconaw up and fails. Talks between trying even more and failing each time): I ....told ....her... that... she.... needed ...weight.... watchers....but ....she ..wouldn't.... listen! Oh well. Oh Bruce!
(a machamp appears and picks up the snoring author with one arm) Bruce: you needed my assistance?
Mia1986: Thanks, now go meet up with Bloom cause we have some more people to get (evil laugh) including my exes... minus the one who's in oregon.(turns to 'audience') enjoy the parody (evil laugh as she leaves) Happy early thanksgiving
Over here in regal cinema the sun maybe shining
Back in Minesota and in WC's head there is frost on the ground
And a cloud in her head
I can feel the opening day is coming
so dancing Wildcats are all around
In utah the snow is blowing
Kawaii waves is washing ashore
In Miami the tempeture is rising
But in cape cod its starting to downpour
Oh Don't you know that one way or another
I'll be seeing "HSM 3" on opening day
Doesnt matter the screaming and the long lines
You know that I'll find a way
And we'll be celebrating all the East High memories we share
Every major HSM fan will be there
I'm 100 percent going to be there too
Yeah I promise one way or another
even if it kills me I'm dragging you too
Down in Los angeles the clock is ticking
In Minnisota girls are staying inside to warm up to Zac,
Ooh, googly eyes glued to the TV
Getting ready for opening day
Cause whatever the change in weather
Mia1986: Zacky belongs to me
Louise: No, he belongs to me
Nicky: No, you're both wrong! He's mine!
WildCroconaw: uh, actually he belongs to Vanessa Hudgens
(Nicky, Mia1986 and Louise all glare and then punch her in the mouth, nose and cheek)
WildCroconaw: Owwwie. What did I do? What did I do?
Nicky, Mia1986 and Louise: WE CAN DREAM, THANK YOU VERY MUCH
He's tuning up the buzzer
And rehearsing the lyrics to "Breaking free"
Oh Don't you know that one way or another
I'll be seeing "HSM 3" on opening day
Doesnt matter the screaming and the long lines
You know that I'll find a way
And we'll be celebrating all the East High memories we share
Every major HSM fan will be there
I'm 100 percent going to be there too
Yeah I promise one way or another
even if it kills me I'm dragging you too
I'm coming home for opening day
Snacks and sodas at the ready
I'm going to find a way
Even if we have to walk there and back
Oh Don't you know that one way or another
I'll be seeing "HSM 3" on opening day
Doesnt matter the screaming and the long lines
You know that I'll find a way
And we'll be celebrating all the East High memories we share
Every major HSM fan will be there
I'm 100 percent going to be there too
Yeah I promise one way or another
even if it kills me I'm dragging you too
Oh Don't you know that one way or another
I'll be seeing "HSM 3" on opening day
Doesnt matter the screaming and the long lines
You know that I'll find a way
And we'll be celebrating all the East High memories we share
Every major HSM fan will be there
I'm 100 percent going to be there too
Yeah I promise one way or another
even if it kills me I'm dragging you too
WildCroconaw (off-screen): NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!