A Random Shoujo-ai Fic
Disclaimer: I own nothing. Except me and JT. Kind of. Um. JT belongs to himself. Yeah. There we go.
Rini and Sailor Saturn sat on a park bench.
"Sailor Saturn, I want you so bad," Rini said in an almost pitiful moan.
"Let's make out," said Sailor Saturn, rather oblivious to Rini's true horniness. They began passionately making out on the park bench. Neither of them seemed to need to breathe.
Suddenly Yoru walked past. Sailor Saturn saw her out of the corner of her eye. She pulled away from Rini; using the scythe on her staff, she decapitated the young girl. Throwing down her staff, she ran after Yoru.
"Excuse me, but I think you are my only one." Sailor Saturn sounded so sincere that Yoru immediately fell in love with her. The author of this fic scooped Saturn up in her arms and carried her off, kissing like there was no tomorrow. JT randomly appeared, picked up Saturn' dropped staff, and walked off without a second glance at Rini's body.
Yoru: O.O I cannot believe I just wrote that.
JT: Woooo! I got the scythe!
Kuronue: You would rather have her than me? T.T
Saturn: Heeheehee.
Yoru: Um. Tough choice. Give me a few fics. I'll figure it out.