Disclaimer: I do not own Inuyasha, that honor goes to Rumiko-sama and her genius. Oh and if this story resembles someone else's please tell me...I don't think ti does other than the whole corporate business type thing.

Although....I did happen to acquire one of the very handsome men on the show.......

Miroku: Acquired? I precisely remember you luring me into that alleyway and than you giving me some weird flavored sake. You drugged me!!!

Ren: I thought you wouldn't mind. And hey! The only reason you came over was because you thought you could get some. Hentai!!!

Miroku: I resent that I am a devote Buddhist priest. I have righteous morals and regard every woman I meet with respect and appreciation.

Ren: Yeah right. You grope them and ask them to bear your child. the day you approach a female and don't even think about doing anything like that is the day when pigs, non-demon, sprout wings and fly to the moon and back then give birth to alien bunnies.

Miroku: ....................Can I be untied now?

Ren: Hmph. I thought so can't even defend himself because you know it's true! On with the story, if I keep Miroku here long enough Sango promised me a demon fire cat...so kawaii!!!

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Catastrophe dans la fabrication: Chapter 1

Introducing a very "cheery" female and possible painful killings.

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Rain......sixth day this week.

What? Does the world really hate me that much? Six days and we didn't even get to do all we planned because of these bloody nonstop showers.

The young woman sat at her desk, tired and worn out from finally finishing the work left on her desk. Remind me to never take a week vacation again......ugh...or get drunk on a Sunday night...definitely not my best day. This week is going to suck.

Suck? Possibly, probably and the dark haired man with an insanely large grin on his face would more than likely make this day even worse.

"Hey Kagome! Why don't we go out for lunch today? You've been working all morning and it's such a beautiful day!"

"Miroku....did you bring a stash of rum balls to work again?" Ooo...the innocent face...yep he definitely had at least a box.

"Maybe...did you want some Kagome-chan? They were quite good...I might still have a box. So what do you say to lunch? We can kick this pizza stand for an hour or two and still get paid," replied Miroku as he sat down on Kagome's desk.

"Where and are you paying?"

"Rioccelli's. And your questions wound me Kag-chan! How could you think me so low as to not pay for a lady's mea........Excuse me miss..."

Hmm....leggy blonde in a short black dress...definitely a new girl.

Every woman on the floor knew never to where anything that showed unnecessary skin unless you wanted Miroku's wandering hands somewhere they shouldn't be. They also knew as soon as he put on his serene and priestly facade to run and never look back.

"Why I believe you have something caught on your dress why don't I..::slap::.....or not. Why do they always do that?" asked the now very red cheeked Miroku.

Kagome laughed. That one has a pretty good arm...can't feel any pity for him though. "Which answer would you like this time? Could it be perhaps the fact that women don't like to be groped or the fact that you do it repeatedly and they know that your hand didn't 'just slip'? Oh, or how about..."

"Kagome."

"Yes?"

"I get your point."

"Good. Now does that mean you will stop?"

"Like hell."

"Hell will freeze over when it does happen, or some enraged boyfriend will cut off your arms, ne?"

"Not a very pleasant attitude today, hmm? Well, I am just a man that appreciates the beauty and elegance of the fairer sex."

"Right....working on a new pick up line?"

"Did it work?"

"Miroku....one word."

"Yes?" ::puppy dog eyes::

"Ewww!!"

"I am feeling very unloved."

"Well you're still buying me lunch, but we have to be back by 2:00PM."

"And she goes and hits me up for a free meal...I'm nothing but a money slave. Wait. Why 2:00?"

"Ah, uhehehehe. Mizuki-san has some businessmen from the French branch of Youkai Inc. coming and apparently I'm the most fluent in the language."

"How long did you take French?"

"Four years. Got pretty good grades too."

"How long ago were these 'pretty good grades'?" "

"Um....high school."

"You're screwed."

"I know."

"If you loose the deal because of it Mizuki-sama will tie you up and quarter you."

::sigh:: "I know....."

"Can I come?"

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A.N. Not necessarily the best thing to say to a hung over female ne? Miroku is going to hit up hard...ah well. I enjoy being evil to him.

Miroku: Please?

Ren: No. Not until I get the cat and even then maybe not.

Miroku: Why not? I have been perfectly well behaved and a gentleman...

Ren: Especially when you gave Rash and Chibi the once over?

Miroku: I plead the Fifth.....and before I am killed please review. Please? They are her food and calm her down...she won't hurt me so much...::sees partially concealed bat:: Not that she ever has because she is very wonderful, amazing, beautiful...

Next Time on CDLF: "Parlez-vous francais? Um...oui?" Kagome gets a wonderful lunch from Miroku and then heads off into the lion's den to meet the two businessmen. Any guesses who? Well, just wait and find out how everything turns out. Everything goes perfectly ::cough:: into flames ::cough::!