Road Quest;
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Quote:
"Travel is fatal to prejudice, bigotry, and narrow-mindedness."
"Since my team is full of absolute jerkasses and this is the only way I'll be able to bring Jarvis along-"
"You cannot comprehend how honored I am that you would take on such an immense task simply for my sake, Sir."
"-Shut up J- I am in charge of recording everything that happens on the 'Road Quest' everyone has decided we go on."
"I believe Master Odinson called it a Midgardian Adventure."
"Same shit, different pile- get with the times J."
"Actually, Sir-"
"J, shut up- you're making forget why I wanted to bring you."
"Because I am the only one capable of withstanding your presence for extended periods of time?"
"You know what- Mute. Anyways, the fucking quest- from what I can gather it all started with Clint fucking Barton- he didn't even wait for me to show it!..."
"So...?" Clint looked at the god of thunder whom had been shown The Fellowship of the Ring. "What do you think?"
"A fine tale, if not an incomplete one!" Thor boomed. "Surely this is not the end of their quest?"
The archer grinned, "Nah, there are two more movies."
Thor nodded thoughtfully as another idea came to him, "Are such quests common on Midgard? Where a group of companions decide to journey across immense distances?"
"I don't know?" Clint shrugged. "I know there's a lot of spiritual shit in the 'finding yourself' type of journeys but those are usually done solo...Oh, there's the Oregon Trail- that's right here in America."
The Norse god seemed to practically have a sun beaming from his grin, "The American States of Midgard has it's own quest road?"
"Yeah, sure." Clint shrugged again. "Ask Bruce about it- seems like the kind of thing he'd know more about."
"And that, my demented and screwed up audience, is how it all started. It might have ended if not for Bruce- who, for his treachery against the Science Bro Code, has been downgraded to estranged science sibling- and his off hand quote..."
"The Oregon Trail was generally taken in a similar spirit to how the people whom journeyed to colonize America, to seek out a better life for them- whether that be from fortune, land or freedom." Bruce said. "Now a days there aren't that many journeys of the like, unless done in a spiritual 'finding yourself' way- after all, travel is fatal to prejudice, bigotry, and narrow-mindedness."
Thor perked up, "Truly? This is splendid news, my friend- I must go seek council immediately!"
"So, yeah, it's Brucey's fault. He's also the one whom added that we could travel by foot. Now I have to go- I need to pack a fucking backpack of 'essentials' then have it checked by Spangles to make certain it is things that are actually necessary. I fucking hate the people in my life."
A superhero road trip- with Loki! Woo! I don't even know...
Sort of video-diary format because I thought Tony would be fun to have as a commenter.
There aren't really any plans for pairings at the moment but, as a warning, I love Frostiron and Blackhawk.