Insane Morons
Disclaimer: I do not own any LOTR characters; they are Tolkien's and Tolkien's alone!!!
WARNING: Severe insanity!! Not too much sane people here!
A/N: If you Flame I'll kill you and chipa is correct in Kate's langusge...
I'm working on my next chapters but I'll need the following:
5 rabid Legolas fangirls
3 rabid Haldir fangirls
5 rabid Elladan/Elrohir fangirls
3 rabid Estel fans
A completely insane guy/gal
Anyone interested with the hobbits (first 10 only...)
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Chapter 1: The insanity begins...
Kate was walking on her garden... *in Invader Zim like tone* Oh what a garden she has!
Anyway... she was thinking about LOTR as usual, let's take a look inside her head shall we?
Legolas is hot, Legolas is hot, Legolas is hot, Legolas is hot, Legolas is hot, Legolas is hot, Legolas is hot, and Legolas is HOT! Well that's what Ally says... I like Frodo and sea monkeys!!! I like sea monkeys with potato chipa and peanut butter... Let's try it with salsa and cheese and cake! I like cheese turkeys but I would not dare eat theCheeseTurkey! I wonder how sea monkeys and peanut butter tasted like...
Wow, freaky dude... She was too busy thinking about Legolas and sea monkeys that she tripped over a rock then she fell unconscious on the ground.
"Ow" she told herself in her dream.
She looked around and stared at the sky still thinking about Legolas and sea monkeys.
Then and elf passed by. "Hello" the elf said "Hello" Kate replied back still staring at the sky.
"I'm Haldir, who are you?" Haldir asked
"Nacho..." Kate or Nacho replied
"What kind of a name is Nacho?" Haldir asked
"A good one..." Kate replied
"Whatever..." Haldir said and walked away.
Then Kate woke up.
She looked around and she said "I'm hungry" and went to a Mexican food store.
"Nachos with everything on top!" she told the waiter.
"Are you sure with everything on top?" the waiter asked
"Yes!"
"Are you sure you want them on Nachos?"
"Want them on what?"
"Nachos"
"What?"
"Nachos!!!" "What?
"For crying out loud woman NACHOS!!!"
"Well you don't need to scream my name of course I want everything on nachos..."
"What's your name anyway miss?"
"Nacho"
"What kind of a name is Nacho?"
"A good one!"
The waiter's expression when she ate everything in one gulp on the counter was like this o_O, but the people around her decided not to order at that counter anymore...
Kate finished her meal then scurried off.
She went to the park this time and she said "I want to fall off a cliff".
She jumped and she landed on a tree, then she fell off the tree.
"ow..." Kate said. She looked around.
"Reminds me of... of... SUSHI!" Kate screamed.
"I'm hungry..." she told herself then she saw an elf walk by.
It was Legolas but Kate just screamed "HI WILL TURNER!!!" and Legolas just went to her to see if she was OK.
"Are you OK?" Legolas asked
"Are you OK?" Kate mocked him
"Are you OK?" Legolas asked
"Are you OK" Kate mocked him again
"Stop mocking me!" Legolas shouted at Kate
"Stop mocking me!" Kate mocked him
"How much wood does a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?" Legolas said fast
"How much wood does a woodchuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?" Kate mocked Legolas once more
"I see... I see..."
"I see... I see..."
"SAURON!"
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! SAURON!!! SAURON!!!!" Kate screamed and ran around stupidly into a tree
"Ouch..." Legolas twitched
Kate remained silent.
Then Ally, Kate's friend popped out of nowhere, "Hi Kate!" Ally said
"Hi Burrito" Kate replied
"Whatever..." Ally said
"What?" Kate said talking to the air
"Oh I see... You want to rule the world with blue, firebreathing penguins? Oh cool!!!" Kate said still talking to the air
Ally just rolled her eyes then she caught sight of Legolas.
Ally started to drool non-stop! Then she went to hug Legolas.
She hugged him real real tight.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Narrator: Hey that's my part!
Ally: Get your own elf!
Narrator: humph!
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Ally let go of Legolas, gave him a kiss then walked away all dreamy... Lucky Ally...
Then out of nowhere, six arms appeared out of nowhere...
"Ohhh MAAASSHHHRROOOMMSSS!!!" Kate screamed and started biting the arms.
Then legs popped out of nowhere under the arms.
"Spaghetti?" Kate asked herself then a body connected the arms and legs.
"Ohhhh a game of charade!" Kate said.
She spotted Ally coming "Ahhhh!!! WHAT ARE HEADLESS PEOPLE DOING HERE?!" she screamed "Don't you do that to mushroom... he's afraid of you now..." Kate said and walked away crying...
"Awww Kate I didn't mean it..." Ally said trying to comfort her then Kate spotted Gimli and she gave him a nuclear wedgie and ran away... "Same old Kate..." Ally sighed.
Ally ran up to Kate and asked her "Are you OK?"
"I'm a wedgie hot dog" Kate replied
Ally just sighed and let her be...
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Hey sorry if it's not that all funny... Anyway to remind you again... for my next chapters I'll only need:
5 rabid Legolas fangirls
3 rabid Haldir fangirls
5 rabid Elladan/Elrohir fangirls
3 rabid Estel fans
A completely insane guy/gal
Anyone interested with the hobbits (first 10 only...)
OK if people say I'm copying people with getting fans I'm changing the plot! If anyone FLAMES... I'll kill you...
Disclaimer: I do not own any LOTR characters; they are Tolkien's and Tolkien's alone!!!
WARNING: Severe insanity!! Not too much sane people here!
A/N: If you Flame I'll kill you and chipa is correct in Kate's langusge...
I'm working on my next chapters but I'll need the following:
5 rabid Legolas fangirls
3 rabid Haldir fangirls
5 rabid Elladan/Elrohir fangirls
3 rabid Estel fans
A completely insane guy/gal
Anyone interested with the hobbits (first 10 only...)
==============================================================
Chapter 1: The insanity begins...
Kate was walking on her garden... *in Invader Zim like tone* Oh what a garden she has!
Anyway... she was thinking about LOTR as usual, let's take a look inside her head shall we?
Legolas is hot, Legolas is hot, Legolas is hot, Legolas is hot, Legolas is hot, Legolas is hot, Legolas is hot, and Legolas is HOT! Well that's what Ally says... I like Frodo and sea monkeys!!! I like sea monkeys with potato chipa and peanut butter... Let's try it with salsa and cheese and cake! I like cheese turkeys but I would not dare eat theCheeseTurkey! I wonder how sea monkeys and peanut butter tasted like...
Wow, freaky dude... She was too busy thinking about Legolas and sea monkeys that she tripped over a rock then she fell unconscious on the ground.
"Ow" she told herself in her dream.
She looked around and stared at the sky still thinking about Legolas and sea monkeys.
Then and elf passed by. "Hello" the elf said "Hello" Kate replied back still staring at the sky.
"I'm Haldir, who are you?" Haldir asked
"Nacho..." Kate or Nacho replied
"What kind of a name is Nacho?" Haldir asked
"A good one..." Kate replied
"Whatever..." Haldir said and walked away.
Then Kate woke up.
She looked around and she said "I'm hungry" and went to a Mexican food store.
"Nachos with everything on top!" she told the waiter.
"Are you sure with everything on top?" the waiter asked
"Yes!"
"Are you sure you want them on Nachos?"
"Want them on what?"
"Nachos"
"What?"
"Nachos!!!" "What?
"For crying out loud woman NACHOS!!!"
"Well you don't need to scream my name of course I want everything on nachos..."
"What's your name anyway miss?"
"Nacho"
"What kind of a name is Nacho?"
"A good one!"
The waiter's expression when she ate everything in one gulp on the counter was like this o_O, but the people around her decided not to order at that counter anymore...
Kate finished her meal then scurried off.
She went to the park this time and she said "I want to fall off a cliff".
She jumped and she landed on a tree, then she fell off the tree.
"ow..." Kate said. She looked around.
"Reminds me of... of... SUSHI!" Kate screamed.
"I'm hungry..." she told herself then she saw an elf walk by.
It was Legolas but Kate just screamed "HI WILL TURNER!!!" and Legolas just went to her to see if she was OK.
"Are you OK?" Legolas asked
"Are you OK?" Kate mocked him
"Are you OK?" Legolas asked
"Are you OK" Kate mocked him again
"Stop mocking me!" Legolas shouted at Kate
"Stop mocking me!" Kate mocked him
"How much wood does a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?" Legolas said fast
"How much wood does a woodchuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?" Kate mocked Legolas once more
"I see... I see..."
"I see... I see..."
"SAURON!"
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! SAURON!!! SAURON!!!!" Kate screamed and ran around stupidly into a tree
"Ouch..." Legolas twitched
Kate remained silent.
Then Ally, Kate's friend popped out of nowhere, "Hi Kate!" Ally said
"Hi Burrito" Kate replied
"Whatever..." Ally said
"What?" Kate said talking to the air
"Oh I see... You want to rule the world with blue, firebreathing penguins? Oh cool!!!" Kate said still talking to the air
Ally just rolled her eyes then she caught sight of Legolas.
Ally started to drool non-stop! Then she went to hug Legolas.
She hugged him real real tight.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Narrator: Hey that's my part!
Ally: Get your own elf!
Narrator: humph!
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Ally let go of Legolas, gave him a kiss then walked away all dreamy... Lucky Ally...
Then out of nowhere, six arms appeared out of nowhere...
"Ohhh MAAASSHHHRROOOMMSSS!!!" Kate screamed and started biting the arms.
Then legs popped out of nowhere under the arms.
"Spaghetti?" Kate asked herself then a body connected the arms and legs.
"Ohhhh a game of charade!" Kate said.
She spotted Ally coming "Ahhhh!!! WHAT ARE HEADLESS PEOPLE DOING HERE?!" she screamed "Don't you do that to mushroom... he's afraid of you now..." Kate said and walked away crying...
"Awww Kate I didn't mean it..." Ally said trying to comfort her then Kate spotted Gimli and she gave him a nuclear wedgie and ran away... "Same old Kate..." Ally sighed.
Ally ran up to Kate and asked her "Are you OK?"
"I'm a wedgie hot dog" Kate replied
Ally just sighed and let her be...
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Hey sorry if it's not that all funny... Anyway to remind you again... for my next chapters I'll only need:
5 rabid Legolas fangirls
3 rabid Haldir fangirls
5 rabid Elladan/Elrohir fangirls
3 rabid Estel fans
A completely insane guy/gal
Anyone interested with the hobbits (first 10 only...)
OK if people say I'm copying people with getting fans I'm changing the plot! If anyone FLAMES... I'll kill you...