Edward was in room doing alchemy stuff, when he heard a knock on the door. It was Al. Even though his brother did not posess his body anymore, Ed could tell he was in distress. "What's wrong?" asked Ed. Al hesitated, but eventually he said "Something weird happened while I was sleeping. It was... well I'll just show you." Ed was confused, until he revealed the shocking truth. His brother had grown overnight a rocking cock.
There was silence between the two brothers, until Ed said "Well, this just means I can finally do this!" Ed then got to his knees and started to commit incest. Al asked "Oni-chan, what are you doing?" Ed took his brother's dick off his mouth and said "What does it look like, I'm blowing you." Ed continued pleasuring his brother, and as he started to feel better and better and immense amount of alchemic power burst through his penis, causing and explosion. Even more surprising, the explosion blew away the armor, revealing that it was just Winry in disguise all along.
Ed looked at her and said "You have a dick!?" Winry looked at him, ashamed and said "I'm sorry, I just never got any action, not a lot of guys like a girl with a dick." Ed felt sympathy for that freak of nature and made a decision. He whipped down his pants, put himself on all fours, spread his ass cheeks and said "Do what you want with my body."
But before Winry even had a chance to do anything, Roy came in and said "Ed! Don't let her fuck you, it's actually Envy disguised as Winry disguised as Al!" Ed put his pants back on, whipped out his wand and yelled "Avada Kedavra!", killing Envy in one hit.
Ed looked at Roy and said "I'm still up for an ass-fucking, what about you?" Roy merely said "I cum fire" and left. Ed was sad that no one fucked him in the ass, so he decided to use his alchemy to create a dildo. And he fucked himself silly happily ever after.
THE END