Title: My Doctor By: MagicBinder Inspiration: His River, a fan fiction story. As well as the Wedding of the River Song. Disclaimer: I do not own Doctor Who unfortunately.
Just a quick note that this is a story about a married couple for those of you who don't watch Doctor Who, so don't be surprised.
It's here, after months and months of waiting; she's here, in my apartment. It's been 2 months. The Tardis Door opens, and out comes the Doctor, wearing a fez.
"Hello Sweetie." He says, blowing me a kiss from the tip of his mouth. "Where have you been?" I ask, furious; these past few days have been slowly decaying- I wasn't even sure if he was true anymore.
"What?" He asks, then groans "Sexy." Well, if he would treat her with proper respect; maybe, just maybe, she would lead him to the right time zone, as she once said 'You are like a five year old trying to re-build a motorcycle.'
"It's BEEN 2 MONTHS! Do you know how worried I've been? And since when do Time Lords have the power to create weddings?" I shout at him, he looks shocked; but I don't care; two months, not even a phone call! We are married for goodness sakes!
"There's a lot you don't know about me honey, I'm here now; everything's all right." All right? 2 months, and he says ALL RIGHT? He must have done something excruciatingly stupid in the past few days; because he runs up to me and kiss's me; 2 months, and he thinks he has a right?
After my anger has de-fused he seems to notice, and I can sense the Tardis smirking. "Hmm.. Little tense since I last saw you." He scans my body, up and down. The cheek of it! I scan him in return. Hmm, his hair's longer since the last time I saw him; but he still manages to pull of that stupid fez of his perfectly.
"Fez still?" I ask, as I wait for an answer, he seems to still be in a trance. "What?" He asks, out of all the stupid things he could say; he uses the English language as his first preference. "Fez still?" I reply, eagerly waiting for the right moment to shoot it off.
As I grab for my gun; I realize I am wearing a dress, darn. It seems to make him laugh; which I find unbelievable. "Noticed it first Sweetie." He says. Great, it will take ages to kill him all day. I laugh, realizing the last time I said that was when I second changed; was he gullible then or what.
"Kiss of poison." I remind him, for he was a bit shocked when I laughed. Then again, having a chance to re-kill his fez sounds like a good proposition.
"Sure sure, anyway.. You coming?" He asks, I grab my back-pack, already packed; you never know with the Doctor, number one rule; he lies. I get the blue Tardis Journal and he smirks, thinking I cannot see. He enters first, holding her door open for me.
She is still beautiful from the last time I saw her, but never more beautiful than the Doctor. She growls at me, clearly upset someone has taken her place in the love of the doctor.
"So, I guess you get to see my room now." He says smiling, interested I follow him, not noticing my surroundings; the door has a fez wood picture glued to the blue wooden door with a silver handle. How Amy ever missed that I do not know.
"Why did you kiss you're mother in law?" I ask,
"Well, actually she kissed me. Your mother kissed me." He replies, Huh? Amy never said anything about having a crush on my Doctor! We don't talk for a few minutes, as he opens his door. It's all painted blue and red, he has a double bed crème colored.
"Wow." I breath, seeing his mile long wardrobe, fire-place and finally his collection's of wins.
"Wow is all you can say?" I grab him and then he throws us on his bed, endless kissing all night.
MagicBinder Signing off, sorry about the ending, I will try to improve it next time, also I did say they are married!