Disclaimer:
I do not own Inuyasha, nor the phrase "WTF", I do however own how this story plays out.
Book 1
Truly, who knew it would have come down to this? I mean honestly, if someone had told me before this all started that this is how it was going to end then I seriously would have beat the shit out of them and then left them tied to a flagpole. I mean, really? In this day and age? Ok, ok…I know that you are sitting there looking at this and you are like 'What the fuse ball?' Trust me, I was way more skeptical than that. It actually took forever….fine! Stop looking at this as though its trying to probe you or something like that! It wasn't forever, but it sure did feel that way; it was just a really long time. A really long, long and weird time. Do you wanna know how it all came to be? Really? You sure? Already then, here goes….
Chapter 1
What the…?
MARCH 14, 2011
"So Kagome, do you think that it would be an issue if we were to get a place together?' A girl with long dark brown hair always worn in a pony tail that reaches her lower back, dark green eyes, magenta eye shadow, and a very toned body, said to her best friend after she took her turn at the pool table.
"Really, now you want to? What happened to what's her name? Juwania? No, um, Kathi? No, damn, your original roommate?" A girl with long midnight blue-black hair that is always worn in a bun, light blue eyes that changed depicting her mood, and an athletic build from being a work out junkie.
"Kagome, how many times do I have to remind you that it was my old buddy from middle school, Rin? I mean seriously, you can't be that absent minded or forgetful when it comes to names. By the way, eight ball side pocket." Sango called from her bent position at the bottom portion of the table facing Kagome. The ball would have made its perfect aim into the hole, had it not been for that damn flying shot glass that hit the cue ball sending it flying towards another pool table, which ended up ruining a game for some money.
"Who the fuck just screwed up my streak?" Shouted the oblivious wolf demon as he tried to figure out where the extra ball came from that helped his nearly defeated opponent win. "Whoever the hell it was is gonna get the beat down of their life." He said as though anyone except those in the vicinity was paying attention.
"Kouga, man just chill. We will just call it a draw and start over. I mean do you really want to start another drunken brawl in here then get us banned from this bar to?" His brother said as he laid his cue stick on the green felt.
"Hey fellas, excuse me but I believe the cue ball that ruined Wolfman's streak was ours that just happened to be derailed by a UFSG." Sango said as she looked from one man to the other as she reached to get the white orb.
"What the heck is a UFSG?" Kouga, also now identified as Wolfman, said confused but trying to look as though he could careless.
"It an Unidentified Flying Shot Glass. Besides, your streak really shouldn't be affected but oh well. See ya, boys." She said as she got the 'Vanish before Conquered' signal from Kagome and then she gathered up the balls, placed them on the rack and returned the set to the bartender. As she made her way to the end of the bar where Kagome was standing paying their tab, her best friend just nodded her head to the doors, knowing that Sango would take the hint.
"It was great that you guys came tonight. I hope that we can hang out soon and not have crap stop up or forget." Shippo laughed as Kagome slightly blushed from the second reminder that she was forgetful. "When are you leaving for the academy?" He asked in mock seriousness as he handed a leather thigh length coat and a dark brown pea coat.
"What…the….What academy?" She said as she slowly tried to figure out where he would have gotten that information. Surely someone should have reminded her that she applied.
"Oh, yeah you applied for the space cadet academy. Remember?" Shippo tried to say with a straight face and miserably failed as realization glowed upon her face before a random beer bottle hit his shoulder. "Where the…? What the…? Why all the sudden flying glassware?" He mumbled to himself as he righted himself and watch as closest thing to a sister left in a huff.
"Oh alright Sango, I agree to the becoming roommates and finding a bigger apartment than the one you are currently with. And before you even bother to ask, I think its time that I move out once again from my family's place. Besides, I'd rather we room than look for a random roommate." Kagome said as she hailed a cab. "And just to prove I'm not that forgetful, I used our signal because as I was walking back to the bar to find out where that glass came from, I overheard a man talking to his group of drunken buddies about ruining the streak of that really hairy dude. And I know we don't wanna deal with him," she said with a slightly buzzed giggle.
"So when and where do you want to start looking?" Sango said as she tried to really focus on her best friend. 'I really hope that those trees aren't really doing the Can-can, otherwise I'm heading straight to the funny farm….
ELSE…HIC…WHERE
April 4, 2011
"So, dude, then this chick was like 'I want your hair to become my new shag dress!' Then I was like 'Only if you can die and reincarnate yourself into Tina Turner.' I swear it was the weirdest come on ever." A silver haired guy said to his buddies as they were sitting down after partying so much.
"Hey Inuyasha! I gotta challenge for you and Miroku here." A very feminine guy said as he tossed his tail end of the French braid over his shoulder. "I challenge you to dress in drag and strut to your apartment, and at every street sign you get to vogue it out with a picture as proof, every single guy walking ask to take a picture with him and surprise him by giving an air kiss on his cheek. If you guys succeed, I will no longer pursue you, Yash, and I will help and become Miroku's personal wing man." All the guys in the area looked to the guys in question wondering if they were gonna take it or back down.
Inuyasha and Miroku looked at each other for a minute, than turned to their femme friend and said in unison, "We want it in writing." Jakoutsu then preceded to help them get ready to start their challenge.
A few hours later you see two very masculine females walking down the street, taking pictures at street signs and randomly air kissing other men. That is until they passed a gay bar and the true transvestites overheard the conversation the guys were having about how dressing in drag was for weak ass men, which caused a stampede to follow them all the way to their apartment complex.
Third story of the apartment complex
"Thank goodness that we finally got all the boxes unpacked. I guess it would be easier for us to just toss the boxes out to the dumpster now, instead of waiting til tomorrow." Sango said as she grabbed a stack of them and waited for Kagome to grab hers. As the girls went down the elevator to the lobby, a few blocks away the guys were seriously considering which way would be the best way to kill Jakoutsu with the most possible damage.
DING.
The elevator door opened and the girls stepped out and went to the side entrance of the lobby that was closer to the dumpsters and made the trek as they talked about various topics. One main topic was why did she date an obviously gay guy that requests permission from his 'weddle pawents' As Kagome turned her head to figure out where the sound was coming for her stuff and her reported findings found nothing of importance. At least that's what happened til a drag queen dragging her nearly unconscious fellow drag queen barreled into her making like the domino effect and hitting Sango. As the mass of wiggling bodies were trying to untangle themselves, a deep voice told the group to be quiet as footsteps neared where they lay. As the footsteps seemed to walk in the opposite direction, the mass finally became individuals. The two drag queens looked down at their inept saviors and then realized that they still weren't done with the challenge, they stooped down to help the girls sit up and was about to explain themselves when-
"Hey I would recognize that gorgeous head of silver head anywhere! Hey Ladies of the Lotus, I found your targets." A female with a high whiny voice shouted to the almost departed mob.
"Yura, you evil bitch! Why all because I asked you to die?" Inuyasha said as him and Miroku both turned and fled the scene, leaving two very lost and very confused girls behind, bruised and kinda worse for wear.
Both girls looked from the spot that the drag queens were originally in to the entrance of the alley to the lobby door to the angry mob of true transvestites to each other.
"What the….?"
Til next time Space Cadets!
SerPenTine
Next Time on WTF:
Ch 2- Hell? That's all?
Seriously all that for what? For one to lose a stalker and the other to gain it?…..That's all your winning side of the challenge is?
A/N:
So this was an idea that came to me as I was laying in my bed reading a few of my favorite fan fictions. I know that I have started various stories, deleted them and what not, but trust me this time this damn story has already planned itself out.