"Let me get this straight" Naruto said to Harry, both chilling at a bar in Konoha. "We were both given a mark and a piece of an evil being was locked inside us during an attack from an evil being, we both grew up hated, and at the end of it all, we both saved the day from an ugly pale-skinned monster."
"Yes, that sums it up." Harry said.
"And I named my first kid after a bad pun on my name because I was tired and my second kid after something my wife came up with, while you wanted to name your kid after the two bravest men you ever met."
"Yep."
"So why name your kid after the cowardly practically-useless double agent that could have been the Steve Jobs of Potions but instead chose to spend his life bullying children and making kids cry and consider him their worst fear for being bad at a subject he knowingly teaches poorly using textbooks he knows are wrong, and the old fart that knowingly placed you with abusive assholes so you'd grow up 'Humble' and willing to die for him and the shitty corrupt Wizarding World as a good little child suicide-soldier? Why not name them after better people like Remus or Sirius or Hagrid?"
"Because..." Harry said, and looked down at his sake glass, kinda wishing it was butterbeer right now. "I have no idea."
"Also why did Dumbledore just let Sirius get thrown in jail for a crime he didn't commit? Your world has memory altering juts- spells. Why didn't he assume one had been used on the guy that had no reason to kill his best friends and betray them to the dark lord?"
"I don't know."
"What does being a Supreme Mugwump even mean? If he had power and status, why didn't he use them in the super broken system designed to make sure people with power and status are higher-class citizens than those without?"
"Remember that time you were taken to the Ministry and tried as an adult for saving your fat cousin from knockoff Reapers that were supposed to be under ministry control but somehow found your home despite the blood wards Dumbledore used as an excuse to dump you with him? If the law's willing to be super heavy handed when dealing with kid heroes like you, why wasn't it heavy handed in dealing with adult villains like Voldemort's minions? Remember, if Voldemort's villains weren't alive to help revive him with the Triwizard Tournament plan, he would have stayed sorta-dead and all those pointless deaths and tortures after that could have been avoided."
"I know." Harry muttered.
"Remind me again, why did you willingly die for such a broken and horrible society and world without ever noticing how messed up it is, and why are all my villains more interesting and better-motivated than yours?"
Harry had officially had enough of this. "How did Sasuke survive his fight with Deidara? You know, the one where he ran out of chakra, then used four chakra-intensive jutsus in a row?"
Naruto was quiet for a moment. "I have no idea. To bad writing!" He said and raised a drink.
"Cheers!" They both said and clinked their sake glasses.