Written: 21/02/2010, Hogsmeade Weekend WB Gift
Title: Dragon in the Library!
Characters/Pairings: Sirius/Remus
Prompts: Dragons, Books, Library, Prove it
"Why in blazes are you here again?"
"Shhhh! Will you be quiet, Remmy? It is the library after all!"
"I know it's the bloody library! The question is, why are you here?"
"Pince is watching you like a hawk, Remmy, so keep your voice down! Say, did you know you can borrow books from here?"
"I- Oh bother it! Come here! And don't call me Remmy!"
"You know, if you wanted to kiss me, you could have just said so. We could go to somewhere more comfortable than bookshelves."
"What the hell are you doing in the library, Padfoot?"
"Why? Can't a bloke visit books now and again?"
"Oh shut it, you. You've obviously not stepped into the library just to visit Potions Perilous!"
"That one's Snape's lover. I am looking for a book called Remmy the Rover."
"No, you're not. The last time you came in here, Pince blew her top and almost banned us from the library. And you know how much we have to study! I need these books, Sirius!"
"Fine."
"Don't sulk like that."
"Why not? My bloody boyfriend wants to kick me out of the library."
"That's because your bloody boyfriend needs to study for NEWTS, as do you."
"Fine."
"Pince's snooping around."
"..."
"If you're going to pout all day, then I'm going back to my books."
"She looked like a dragon. When she caught us. It was only a snog, for Merlin's sake."
"We aren't supposed to snog in the library, Sirius."
"Whatever."
"..."
"I don't mind facing a dragon if it meant I could kiss you."
"Are you serious?"
"Yes, mate, I am the gorgeous Sirius Black. And yes, I'm deadly serious. If Pince catches us again, I'll play the discrimination card. Dumbledore'll get us off the hook if need be."
"You'll face Dragon Pince? Take the rap for it?"
"Yeah."
"Prove it."
...
"BLACK! LUPIN!"
"Here we go~"
Sorry if this seems OOC; this was my first try at RLSB fic.