This was supposed to be the second chapter of Random Stuff that happens, but I thought that it would be mah trollfic. Any way Jayfeather (Or Jaystrike as he is calling himself as he keeps changing his name) Came up with this. Enjoy!
The M&M. Part One.
Lionblaze found a weird thing lying on the ground. It was red, and there the letter M on it. (Obviously an M&M.) He wanted to eat, but he thought ahead first. I could, or this could kill me and my clanmates. Should I eat then? Maybe. Ok, stop stalling LIonblaze! Nom nom nom nom. Ooo, I feel warm inside! A while later that day, ugh, my tummy not;s feeling well, he thought to himself, I'll go and see Jayfeather He padded to the other side of the camp and walked into the medicine cat's den.
"Jayfeather?"
"Yeah? I'm here. What's wrong?" his brother asked him."
I ate some weird, round red pellet thing earlier today, and i feel like my tummy is fluttery."
"LIonblaze! WHat did I tell you about eating weird, random things off the ground! That was an M&M, it could kill you!"
"Well, what's been done has been done" LIonblaze responded.
"Yep. Well, we'll wait a couple of days and see if you die or not."
Yup its a trollfic, next chap will be a proper trollfic unlike this one.
Star gong down! Bye!