So I finally got off my lazy bum and wrote something else. It's a mix of comedy um….ANGST…so I hope you like it enjoy…also I'll try to update as soon as possible but you know me. Also this is femslash so if you don't like don't read its very much Liley. Rated teen for language and girl on girl love.

Ya know its hard being Hannah Montana's bodyguard. First off you have to keep track of a 15 year old girl who seems to live to get in trouble. That reminds me I have to fix the window that she tore the screen out of last week.

Flashback

Miley is climbing out of her window onto the roof and then onto the ground.

Miley: Yes once again I have the stealth of a ninja and have managed to elude my bodyguard and my daddy and sneak out. Finally I'll get to spend some alone time with Lilly.

Jade: (Clears throat.)

Miley: Sweet nibblets I'm going to hope that's you jade and just ummm…run away now.

Miley runs off.

Jade: Miley get your ass and the rest of you back here.

Miley: Fine woman I'll go inside.

Jade: And hey I don't care what you do with your girlfriend just don't sneak off where a demon fox thing can get you.

Miley: Crazy 19 year old skater chick say what?

Jade: You know like a fox that's evil…..well never mind anyway don't sneak out it could be dangerous how'd you get out anyway.

Miley: Cut the screen out of the window.

Jade: I'm going to have to replace that aren't I?

Miley: Yep…..

End of flash back

Damn that Miley she was always getting into trouble and also what else sucked is I had to keep all these secrets.

1.) She was Hannah Montana.

2.) She was dating Lilly.

3.) She loved the Harry potter series (believe me you wouldn't think she would but she does as I can attest to every time a major character would die a large heavy book got thrown at my head and Miley would scream DAMN YOU J.K. ROWLING!!)

4.) She liked pie…a lot let's just say it was a little creepy.

Anyway it was hard work but it paid well. You might ask what happened to Roxy she's fine just she decided she needed more time to herself and being Hannah Montana's bodyguard really didn't let that happen. So a job opening was there and Hannah decided to hold an open audition.

I thought hell I just finished my last job guarding a senator why not audition for fun. No way Miss Hannah Montana straight as a pole pop star would have me the 19 year old lesbian skater chick as her bodyguard.

And also Law and order Criminal intent was a repeat that day what did I Have to lose.

Flashback

Hannah: So name.

Jade: Jade.

Hannah: ummm…last name.

Jade.: ……..

Hannah: You have one right?

Jade: (sighs) Wade…

Lola: (giggles)

Hannah: Really?

Jade: My parents hated me..

Hannah: Ah I can see that age?

Jade: 19

Hannah: Really?

Jade: Yep

Hannah: And you've worked for all these people?

Jade: I started young.

Hannah: Gender?

Jade: (raises eye brown) ummm…kinda obiovus.

Hannah: ummm….sorry just reading down the list here.

Lola: (laughs)

Hannah: (Glares)

Lola: (laughs even harder)

Hannah: So why do you want to work for me?

Jade: ummm…the cash.

Robbie Ray: What? Do you know how many people would give an arm and a leg to guard Hannah Montana?

Jade: No do you?

Robbie: Well….

Hannah: Daddy I like her at least she's honest.

Suddenly a man jumps down from the ceiling with a gun in his hand.

Mysterious man: Die.

Jade kicks the gun out of his hand and then kicks his kneecap out and forces him on the ground and cuffs him.

Jade: well

Mysterious man: Let me go.

Jade pulls off his mask and sees Jackson behind it.

Jade: What the hell

Robbie: Sorry we kinda had to test you. Your really good welcome to the team.

Jade: Umm…thanks….

End Flashback.

And that's how I got my job. So how did Miley and Lilly end up together I have no idea. How did I find out well I accidently walked in on them.

Flashback

Machine Thingy: outdoor fence tripped.

Jade: God probably just a person on the beach I'm not going to waste my time.

Machine Thingy: Miley's window moved.

Jade: Well shit.

Jade runs upstairs and tries to open Miley's door but its locked she kicks open the door and goes in the room gun drawn to find Miley and Lilley halfway making out and halfway looking at her.

Jade: God give me a heart attack will you. Miley next time tell me your girlfriends coming over so I don't have to bust in your room all secret agent like.

Miley: Wait how did you know?

Jade: Miley come on?

Lilly: Your not shocked?

Jade: umm…look at me do I look like someone who would care. I mean come on guys, oh god do I have to spell It out for you I like girls okay. I'M A CARD CARRYING MEMBER OF LESBIANS….

Lilly: Bodyguard say what?

Jade starts to leave.

Jade: Don't let Robbie Ray find out.

Jade is going out and tries to fix the door.

Jade: Mother fucker and remind me to get you a new door okay….make out in the closet or something I'm going to bed.

Jade leaves.

Miley: Closet?

Lilly: Oh yea.

I left them to do what they wanted to do after that god being a body guard is hard work I hope I survive it.

End of chapter.

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