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OMG Grand Exchange?

Posted 3 days ago

Hey did any of you hear about the stupid Grand Exchange? Isn't it just so stupid? Now everyone sells their shit to that massive place. Anyways, my business got really bad recently and no one comes in anymore. So I walked around desperately trying to win over some customers only to find that this "G.E." provides service waaaay better than my store. I went to check it out yesterday, guys. Guess what? It was sooo stupid and gay. You see a human pile and you have to line up real long until you can use the G.E. Some people just cut the line and make their way to the front. Also, it definitely competes with Lumbridge in "laggiest location." Maybe they will make it to the Runescape World 1 Records of 2010. I feel so sad because my business is failing. Only noobs come here now. I miss those days when people will fight for an empty spot to sell their items, and if someone sells something super amazing, everyone will try to grab it. I was probably the richest guy ever in Runescape. I mean, I know my economics, okay? You buy for less and sell for more. Take things from players for 0 gp and sell it for 1 gp. I made such a huge profit. Anyways I'm really upset now. Any comments? 3 xx

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Don't buy from Baraek!

Posted 1 week ago

Uh, just a note to everybody out there reading this: don't buy from Baraek! He isn't a fur seller, he's a smuggler. Buying fur? Are you kidding me? Whatever happened to "Don't kill innocent animals for their fur"? He is probably some European spy trying to get some intel to send back to his country. OMG what if they want to take over RuneScape? Seriously, people, like, don't buy from him. He is one evil SOB! I am soooooo gunna tell that newspaper dude to like write some article about Baraek. Easy. Xoxoxoxoxo

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Do you think

Posted 1 week ago

That I should set up my own youtube page?

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Party Pete's a Pimp!

Posted 2 weeks ago

Yeah, so uh do you guys know Party Pete? Check out his blog if you don't already know him. Anyways he invited me to his party in Falador last Saturday night, so I went. It was the biggest kickarse party in the universe. He had like all kinds of people coming over to his. I was sitting by the bartenders when he came upstairs and was all like, "What up?" So I told him that my girlfriend left me. Then he was all like, "Yo, I know the best place to find you a hot chick." So I told him that I didn't want to go to a strip club. "No man! Lumbridge! You just go to the courtyard and beg for one." I left his party early that night to go to Lumbridge. Damn, he was right! Everyone came up to me and we had the night of my life. So now I have like tons of girlfriends and I guess I am what you call a playa. Pete's gotta be a playa too. I like my ladies, but I sorta have my eye set on Juliet. I heard that Romeo left her to die. What a pussy of a boyfriend. Anyone know her number? Peace. X

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