Bite: ahem Hah, I stricke again! This is my second fiction here, people! I hope I will now know how to use this chapter-thingy… :scrathes her head: Okey dokey! Now, I wanna have reviews. GOOD ONES. And flamers, please enjoy of flaming. I will be happy to have any kind of comment.

Neji:snort: Yeah right!

Bite: Neji will just eat the flamers…

Neji: I will not! I'm not an animal:pout:

Bite:sigh: Whatever. Do the disclaimer you baka.

Neji:evil grin: Nope.

Bite: WHAT?

Neji: I want you to get lawyers on your heels:grumble: Doing such a fiction…

Bite: Oh shut up, goldy locks. Or do you want me to write some of those NejiSasus again!

Neji: You will do it anyway… But whattheheck…

Thelegal DISCLAIMER by Hyuuga Neji:

Neji:sweatdrop: Wich you do not own… :suffels trough some papers and turns to the croud: This little creature does NOT own any part of Naruto -animes charecters. All these charecters in this story are made by Kishimoto Masashi, and no other. They belong to him, Shounen Jump, and of course TV Tokyo. But mostly to Kishimoto-sama. This just a fiction.SO IT IS NOT REALLY HAPPENING INTHE SERIES.:points the writer: This THING makes these THINGIES to just make her self (and her sister and friend) laugh. :grumble: But it is NOT funny…

Bite: Shaddap you… Oh, and buy the way. The talking when they are behind the door and the rest from it is made by my dear beloved big sister Jammu. She's really good isn't she:smile: And I want to thank Arnold "Governator" Schwarzenegger. He made a perfect at the "Junior" and it took me to write THIS...

Neji: I hate you...

9 MONTHS OF LIVING HELL

Neji hummed in his mind, while Sakura cured the wounds in his body and Tsunade was humming too, while inspecting his lower back. He, Shikamaru, Sasuke and Naruto had had a mission to destroy this KinJutsu lab, but while doing so, some sort of a Jutsu had hit him and now there was this weird mark on his lower back... and he had a baaaad feeling about it.

"Well?" Neji asked and moved his now cured fingers, wich were just broken.

Tsunade let out a long 'hmmmmmmmmmmmmm'-sound and closed the book in her lap. "I do not regocnise this mark… we have to do couple of tests, I'm sure I can figure it out then…" the woman muttered the most to herself, than Neji. The boy shrugged and leaned his cheek in his arm.

Great… JUST what he needed.

When Sakura had taken the spit and blood sample, and nipped of some of his precious hair (note to self: kill the pink later.), the girl left and Tsunade started to to test Nejis eyes whit a little flaslight (what do they call them..? Answer!).

"An original Hyuuga reaction to the light… Yosh, activate your byakugan", Tsunade said, as Neji oybeyed the word. "Is your eyesight normal?" she asked.

"Hai." "And the seeing-trough?" "Hai, normal." "Rigth, say aa!"

Neji opened his mouth, and Tsunade sticked a wooden stick in Hyuugas mouth. Tsunade hummed to herself, while se inspected Nejis mouth.

"Hohahhe-hama…"

"Hmm…?"

"I chah bweeh!"

"Gomen", Tsunade apologized and changed the stick in to a heatmeter, causing Neji to cough like he was dying. "Yare, yare…" Tsunade muttered and went digging the drawers, as Neji rolled the meter in his mouth. Just a moment and Tsunade pulled it off and looked at the rate. "Normal." The meter flew and hit the desk. Tsunade grinned, as she took a large glass behind her back.

"Okey! You have to fill this up!"

Neji stared at the glass, with a doubting look on him. "With what?" he asked and Tsunade pushed the glass in Nejis hand. "Try to figure out yourself, midget. The bathroom is that way!"

Neji sighed deepily. 'Man I hate doctors…'

)-(-)-(

Neji rolled his thumbs, as Tsunade glanced over the testresults. The woman sighed and Sakura took her notebook and pencil out of her pocket.

"Well, no bloodpoisonings, your DNA hasn't changed, youre bloodline limit works perfectly and you are in a very good shape…" Tsunade explainde, as Sakura wrote down her words. Neji on the other hand was very concentrated to listen the fun buzzing on his head.

"So, everything is fine by that way…" Tsunade mumbled and took a look on the test tube on her hand. It contained blue liquid. Tsunaeds eyes seemed like to pop out frome her head, as she looked Neji with a clear suprise on her face.

"Buuuuuuut… Congratulations, you're pregnant."

CRACK!

Sakura broke her pen and the notebook dropped on to the floor, with a loud rattle. Neji nodded first, but then he frowned. He took some hair out from the front of his ear and coughed a bit.

"Pardon?"

)-(-)-(

Behind the door, was a group of more or less agonized looking boys.

"Shikamaru, you're standing on my hand!" "Shh! Don't start to cry you big baby, I can't hear what they're talking!" "Chouji! I can't breathe!" "You're calling me fat!" "No, but they could sent a NASA-satelite on your orbit! Get off of me!" "Shino, can you hear anything!" "Your talking is like a buzz of bees in my ears…" "Now what's that supposed to mean!" "That I can hear YOUR talking TOO WELL." "Shh! Somebody's screaming!" "Oh my God, what have they done to him!" "Maybe they measured his temperature." "Now what's so horrible at that!" "Maybe they didn't but the meter in his mouth…" "Arf!" "Kiba, stop it right now, or I will put Naruto on top of your head!" "SHHHH!"

Ino leaned on the opposite wall and stared at the boys. She let out a long sigh. "Always acting all grown up…"

There was a loud crash. Six boys laid on the floor, all in distorted forms. The door hanged on its own hinges, and the crashed right on Naruto.

"Ow…"

Neji stood on the door way and stared blankly in front of him.

"Umm… Sakura, could you be so kind and walk Neji home? He needs support now."

Neji falled forwards like a tree, right on the door and - of course - Naruto, whit a loud thud.

"Physical support."

Sakura nodded bravely and pried Neji up and started to walk him out. "There, there, we'll just go home and have a cup of tea…"

Tsunade sighed and ran her fingers trough her hair. She kicked Naruto. "C-mon, you rat. Fix your self up." She walked calmly on her office and took a cup of green tea. The woman sat behind her desk and took a long gulp of the warm liquid. "Feels goooood…" She looked up. A group of ninjas thonged on her door way and staerd at her. "Yes, yes… come in, vome in… I think it's better to tell you right now…"

The youngsters silently sneaked nearer. Tsunade drinked some of her tea again. "Okey dokey. I want you guys to know, that what you hear now, must not change your approach to him. He's completely normal and is gonna need all support that you can give him. He still is the same Neji and I trust - as you have come of age - that you can take this situation in the right way. This is seriously unnatural, I think that nothing like this has ever happened before, but the fact just is that… that… somethinghappenedonyourmissionandforsomeunknownreasonNejiispregnant." Tsunade took a deep breath. "There! I said it!"

A group of quiet teens stood in front of her. And stared.

And stared.

And stared.

Kiba stretched his shaking arm towards Tsunade.

"Can I have some of that tea?"

Bite: Oh cwad, this was more fun to write in english, than I ever thought! XD

Neji: I'll kill you… :growl:

Bite: Oh, you sexy thing! You sound so sexywhen you growl:slurp:

Neji:sweatdrop: You creepy fangirl...

Bite:starts to comb Nejis hair: Okey, you reader, press the review button! Was it good or bad, did it make you laugh?
Neji: Rhymes…

Bite: I know… And BTW, was my english bad? Becose I'm a finnish girl… giggle

Neji: Don't you dare to make me braids there!

Bite: You noticed? Oh daaaaamn… :sigh: I'll try to update soon, but don't even think to get your hopes up too high... :starts to translate the damn thing: