A/N: No offense to anyone! This is my first fanfic so don't kill me please! HIDES
Kakashi was in a bookstore browsing through the shelves of Icha Icha books when something caught his eye! It was pink. It was fluffy. And fairly hideous!
"Eh?" Kakashi stuck out his long arm and pulled the diary-like thing off the shelf.
My journey 2 the wOrLd Uv nArUtO, was written across the front in curvy, sparkly, glittery font (sorry if your story happens to have the same title). The silver-haired jounin lifted one eyebrow and cautiously turned to the first page.
Sasuke, Gaara, Neji, and SMUDEakashSMUDGE are single ninjas with no thought for love. But when four girls from earth fall into their world, will they change their minds? SMUDGE SasukexOC GaaraxOC NejixOC
"I wonder what the smudges say?" Kakashi squinted with his one eye at the ugly mark on the page. Then he shrugged and flipped to the next page, labeled 'Chapter One.' "At least she didn't misspell anything."
Me and my friends Sophitia, Mizu, and Willow were walking home from school. Sophitia was talking about how thekewt guy in her class had flireted with her this morning. He told her she had beautiful hair, and the rest of us knew this is true. Sophitia is 5'6". She has long golden curls that shine when the sun hits them, and big blue eyes that sparkle when she laughs. She is also athletic and funny. Mizu is 5'4" and petite and pretty. She has wavy red hair and a pretty cherry pout. Her eyes are hazel. Willow is 5'5" and has dark brown hair and white eyes. She is very smart and her smile can make anyone happy. I am 5'8" with blue-black hair and red eyes. Many people have told me my eyes are unusual, but that is because I have a deep, dark secret.
"Oh no, I think I see where this is leading." Kakashi remarked, shaking his head.
One night when I was very young, a bunch of men broke into my house and killed my parents. Before my mother died, she told me that I am really from a place called konoha, and I possess a very powerful thing, the sharingan. Having this powerful tool allows the user to copy any technique and havean advantage over someone else. This was why the men had killed my family. After their death, I decided I had to train hard every day utnil the day I got my revenge.
"How heartbreaking." Kakashi yawned, bored out of his mind. He slammed the book shut and was about to place it back on the shelf. He was walking away when all of a sudden an idea hit him. "Heeheehee…" He turned back around and grabbed the book.
It was Share-A-Story Day in Konoha. Every sensei had to read a book to his or her team to promote reading for fun. (Apparently, too many ninjas these days did not possess proper reading and writing skills due to lack of practice.) Kakashi had thought this was the stupidest idea in Konoha's history, and was about to blatantly refuse to participate. But now that he had this book… He patted the rectangular lump in his vest (The JOUNIN vest) and walked out of the store without paying for it (Kakashi never even paid for his beloved Icha Icha books. What makes you think he'll pay for a piece of junk like that fuzzy diary?)
The eleven genin and one chuunin of Konoha (aka Gai's, Kurenai's, Asuma's, and Kakashi's teams) were sitting on the front step of the Hokage monument, waiting patiently for their senseis to arrive with their books of choice.
"This is stupid." Sakura said, drumming her fingers on her lap. "Why would anyone force a bunch of ninjas out of their training to go listen to a story?"
"Yeah! We're wasting time here!" Naruto shouted, jumping up and punching a fist into the air.
"Sit down, dobe. If you ask me, we're just going to end up sitting here by ourselves until nightfall. There is no way our senseis are actually going to show up to read us books." Sasuke said, sitting in his usual pose (the one with the hands clasped in front of his mouth). Come to think of it, I don't even want Kakashi to show up. Who knows what type of book he'll force us to listen to? He shuddered inwardly at the thought. Hours of Icha Icha Paradise. He shuddered again.
"Something wrong, Sasuke-kun?" Ino crooned, appearing out of nowhere all of a sudden (Actually, she just walked a few steps and appeared over his shoulder, but you get what I mean). "You're shivering! Are you cold?" She put her arms around him.
Sasuke gave her a death glare. She didn't seem to notice. Sakura, however, had her fists clenched, and was seething visibly.
That Ino-pig! Taking advantage again!
"Get your hands off of him!" She shouted, lunging at Ino and grabbing the other girl's wrist.
Immediately, there was a catfight. Hissing, clawing at each other, the works. Everyone in the other teams stopped talking to watch. Sakura had gotten her hands around Ino's neck and was starting to shake her madly. Tenten and Hinata jumped up and grabbed their friends, yanking them apart.
"You're just jealous of how appealing I am, Forehead-girl!" Ino screamed, trying to pull out of Tenten's grasp.
"You WISH you were appealing, fat-ass!" Sakura shrieked in return.
Gasps of horror and shock. And crunching noises from Chouji and his bag of chips. All of a sudden there was a poof, and Kakashi appeared (I know, I know. He doesn't really appear in poofs. - ).
"Yo!" (Insert classic Kakashi entrance pose here)
"You!" Naruto and Sakura turned and pointed at him, the latter forgetting all about the fight. "Late! Again!"
"Sorry. I was just stopping by the bookstore to pick up the book I'm sharing with you guys."
"A LIE! You were just going there to check out the new Icha Icha book!" Naruto yelled.
"No, really! I have it right here!" Kakashi pulled the pink book out of his pocket.
"AHHHHH! My eyes!" yelled Sasuke in a very out-of-character way. "The pink! It's burning! BURNING!"
Stares. Silence.
"Uhhhh… ANYWAYS…" Kakashi cleared his throat. "This is the book I have picked out for you guys. "It's a fanfiction, called, 'My Journey to the wOrLd Uv nArUtO.'"
"What? Who said this world belongs to him?" Kiba shouted in protest. Naruto glared back at him.
Kakashi shrugged. "I'm just reading what it says." He jumped off the roof and landed in front of the eleven genin (and one chuunin). "Since Gai and the others aren't here right now, how about I just read to all of you?" (Aside: HAHAHAHAHA…)
"Sure. Ok. Whatever." from the audience.
Kakashi opened the book and began to read. The descriptions of the characters drew many raised eyebrows, especially from the girls and Neji (remember 'white eyes'?). Then when he got to the part about the red eyes and the girl possessing the Sharingan, Sasuke interrupted.
"That's impossible! Only the Uchiha clan possesses the Sharingan and they're all dead except for me (and Itachi)!"
Kakashi shrugged again. "Just reading what it says." He flipped the page. " 'Chapter Two.'"
"A/N: I decided to let my friend write this with me giving ideas only from now on, so the story is going to switch to Mizu's point of view."
"Why does it have to shift to Mizu's point of view?" Naruto asked, scratching his head.
"We walk along laughing and talking andthen we see a weird little shed in a field and decide to go exlplore it. We're just crurious like that. Aeris tells us she will go first cuz shes just brave and she pushes open the door. Theres this flash of purple and then this old guy with a pointy hat and strange clothes comes out of nowhere and grabs aeris's hand.Of corse we're not going to let him take our frend so we grab her arm and try to yank her back. Kbefore we kno it we feel ourselves falling and then we wake up in a place we'v never seen before. It looks like a forest. Theres a sign in the distance tho, so I read it with my eyes-
"Well, obviously. What else are you supposed to read with? Your nose?" Ino muttered.
"-and it says konoha."
"I don't recall a sign saying 'Konoha' in the forest." Neji said, frowning.
"B4 we can even get up, a guy appears. Hes tall and gorgeous with silver hair and a mask over his face. Hes wearing a headband with a silver square in the middle with a funny squiggle on it and it covers one of his beautiful eyes."
"You're just making that up!" Naruto interrupted.
"No I'm not. Now quiet! I must continue!"
"He smiles kindly at me and offers his arm. I grab it and he pulls me up. But im still weak from that fall so I stumble and he catches me in his strong arms- what? –and we gaze into each others eyes. I can see the glint of longing in his eye as he stares at me- WHAT? I would never do that!- 'Your eyes are so beautiful.' He says softly, brushing a strand of loose hair away from my face- THIS IS RUBBISH! FORGET IT! I'M NOT READING THIS ANYMORE!"
Kakashi flung the book down on the floor. "That's disgusting! The girl's what? Twelve?" (Shudder). He turned and walked away, ignoring the blank stares he was getting, and leaving the book laying on the step.
As soon as he was gone, everyone burst out laughing.
"What the hell was that?" Sasuke said, laughing out loud for once.
"I think he said it was called 'fanfiction'." Shikamaru said, making those quote marks in the air with his fingers.
"But I've read fanfiction before and I thought it was pretty good!" Sakura said, pulling a sheaf of paper from her pocket. "Like this, for example!" Ino snatched the paper and scanned it-
"WHAT? Sakura and Sasuke? Who would pair Sasuke with YOU?" She asked, her eyes narrowing.
Sasuke frowned and took the paper from Ino. He read the first line and shoved it back at Sakura. "What nonsense." Him? Sasuke? Loved Sakura since they were twelve? What the heck…?
"Well, I thought it was enjoyable." Sakura said, sniffing in a hurt way.
"Uh… how about we go back to the story, guys?" Tenten asked in an overly enthusiastic voice, gesturing at the pink book lying forgotten on the floor. "Who's reading now that Kakashi- sensei's gone?"
"Oh, I will! I will!" Naruto volunteered, jumping up and down.
"H-here, Naruto-kun." Hinata said shyly, handing the book to Naruto.
"Thanks!" Naruto beamed at her (causing her to blush and look elsewhere) as he flipped the book open to where Kakashi left off.
"Then he- wait, this is too weird and inappropriate." He flipped a few pages. "Wow, it's three pages long, too! Oh, here we go! 'Chapter Three'!" …