Disclaimer: I don't own any of the Harry Potter characters J. K. Rowling does
.Hello My name is Henry Potier. My is not Harry Potter. In fact there is another person named Harry Potter but someone must have mistaken me for him. My parents were not magic their names were not lily and James. Their names were Lizy and Jack. My father was a shoe salesman and my mother sold used socks. Yes my parents were killed but not by some person named Voldemort. My father was killed in an unfortunate shoes polish accident and my mom died from athlete's foot about a year later. My Grandmother came to live with me in my house because I was a small baby when this happened so of course I couldn't take care of myself. At this time we had quite a bit of rubbing alcohol in the house that mother had used to clean the socks people traded in at her store. My Grandmother had a serious smoking problem and fell asleep smoking. Well you can just guess what happened next.
A giant on a motorcycle saved me from the flames and taking pity on me brought me to the house of Mr. and Mrs. Dursley and they're son Dudley. You know what happened there. So any way I am just here to tell you that I am not Harry Potter I am Henry Potier. Oh and My lightening scar it from my mom she thought it would be cute for a baby to have a tattoo so she got me one. But then she got sick of it and had it removed with lasers.
Note from author:
This is my first time writing one of these so constructive criticism is welcome.
