The Carpal Tunnel of Love
It was about noon or so and Sakura Haruno was curled op on the couch in her hotel room getting ready to take a nap. Sakura was taking a rest stop on the way back from a mission. She was just shutting her eyes when she heard someone knocking at her door. Her head immediately rose and she said "Coming!" She walked sleepily towards the door. The knocking got louder. "Come on! Keep your pants on I'm Coming!" She yelled annoyed, unlocking the door. She opened the door and saw a large, mysterious man with blue skin and a large black cloak on.
"Who the heck are you?" She asked as she glared at the stranger. "And why are you in a dress, Shark Boy?"
"My name is Hoshigaki Kisame, little girl and…" He glared right back at her, ",don't call me 'shark boy'."
"Well then, don't call me a 'little girl', fish face, and my name is Sakura Haruno!"
"I already knew your name… My friend here told me all about you … Itachi, why don't you let me kill this runt and get it over with?"
"Itachi!" The kunoichi thought.
Itachi stepped out of the shadows with a cloak on similar to Kisame's. "Hello Sakura."
"Itachi! Isn't that the guy Sasuke-kun's always-" Sakura's thoughts got interrupted by Itachi's declaration.
"Sakura Haruno... I have come to abduct you."
" But why m-"
Itachi kicked Sakura to the wall at the end of the hallway. Itachi quickly went to the wall after she hit it and grabbed her, picking her up by her fragile neck. Sakura grabbed Itachi's strong hand and tried to pry it off of her as she was kicking and screaming. Itachi pulled her and pinned her to the wall, in leaned in slowly an, and forcibly kissed her. Sakura was shocked because she has never felt like this before. She felt fuzzy all over so she had to let go of her rebellious instinct and she slowly closed her eyes. Itachi suddenly bit her lip so that it bled and he flung her to the wall, knocking her unconscious. Kisame slung h the genin over his shoulder and left to the Akatsuki hideout.