"Every day we spend together is just wonderful. And the sea...it is as prosperous as ever...everyone...everything...it's just how I like it..." Wadanohara said.
"That's how it should be, darling." Samekichi replied.
"Oh...my darling. I have something to tell you...I'm pregnant." Wadanohara announced.
"Y-You are!? Oh my darling, this is happy news..." Samekichi kissed Wadanohara on the forehead. "I'm going to have my own family...I never imagined this would happen...well... Sal always said that I never become a father, even if he wasn't the cause of prevention, heheh...I glad he's out of the way now..."
"Me too. I kinda miss him. The fake him, that is. He was so nice to everyone." Wadanohara sighed. "He just seemed like someone that could...never tell a single lie. When he lied about the Sacred Sword I-I couldn't believe it...I got scared when he started looking like you...and he...approached me...then he grabbed me...I got even more scared...I got away...but then he chased me...then caught me...I was so terrified and...I...couldn't describe how terrified...I was...If you didn't save me...I could have...d-died..."
"I knew that he wouldn't have killed you. He wanted your body." Samekichi corrected.
"I KNOW BUT HE WANTED YOU DEAD AND WANTED ME DEAD AND WANTED THE WHOLE WORLD DEAD BECAUSE HE'S SO CRAZY AND HATES YOU AND LOVES ME BUT ALSO HATES ME AND HATES THE WORLD AND HE'S THE AMBASSADOR OF THE SEA OF DEATH SO HE LOVES DEATH ALOT AND WANTED TO WRECK EVERYTHING IN THE UNIVERSE FOREVER!" Wadanohara yelled.
"Guess who's back?" Sal laughed. Wadanohara hugged Samekichi for protection.
"S-Sal?" Wadanohara questioned. "Your...alive?"
"Yeah...Of course I am, it took a long time to find you, darling, so that's why I haven't seen you sooner. You just don't seem to stay in one place though. I caught a few glimpses, here and there, I looked everywhere for you, as well. Apparently you got with my insufferable twin brother...Samekichi. We definitely need to catch up. Samekichi...if you DARE put your claspers anywhere near her I swear your death is gonna be even MORE painful." Sal threatened. "Also, Wadanohara...I wasn't gonna kill you at any point in time either-" Samekichi heard footsteps and turned around. "Hey! Can't you see I'm talking? It's so rude to-" Sal noticed Orca behind him. "Oh...look who it is, it's that Orca..."
"Claspers?" Idate questioned. "CLASPERS?!" Idate burst out laughing. "Your kidding. Wow, sharks really WILL make love with anything. Such stupid fish." Idate rolled his eyes.
Sal growled. "Racist."
"Not him..." Samekichi groaned.
"That's the meanest orca I'd ever seen. Don't worry, I'll beat this chump up for you." Sal got his fists ready.
"Bring it on!" Orca punched Sal in the face. Sal hit back.
"Hehehe. With pleasure, my darling." Sal giggled. He hit Idate once again.
"Darling? What are you talking about?!" Idate growled.
"Oh, forgot to tell you. When I heard that you almost killed my brother...that sent my heart a flutter. Hehehe. Your a sadist like me. Another thing I like about you darling. I...wish I confessed my love for you in a more romantic way...but, I just happened to call you darling... I'm...so sorry. I'm a shark...and your an orca...it...couldn't work out even if you could love me back, darling..." Sal explained.
"I have no idea what to say...a stupid fish in love with me...I...can't wrap my head around that..." Idate replied.
"I couldn't wrap my head around me being in love with an orca either. The confusion mutual, darling." Sal giggled. "Anyway...I have a surprise for you, darling."
"A...surprise?" Orca questioned. "I'm kinda weary. Your the ambassador of the sea of death, and..."
"I'll save you from this monster! TENTACLE SLAP!" Fukami slapped Sal with his tentacles.
"Haha..." Sal took out a knife. "Nobody gets in the way of my darling..."
"Your kidding." Fukami glared at Sal.
"You know better then to mess with a shark, right?" Sal laughed. "Don't worry, once I'm done with you, then you'll not oppose me. Hahaha...corruption is quite easy." Sal laughed. Fukami lunged a tentacle towards him, but Sal ripped it off and ate it. "It'll grow back, I suppose." Sal giggled.
"My leg...you...that really hurt you know..." Fukami informed.
"Kyaahh seeing you hurt him makes me feel funny darling!" Idate cried.
"Darling? Did you just call me darling? You do love me after all!" Sal picked up Fukami and threw him 12 feet. "Oh my gosh, I'm so happy!" Sal leaned towards Idate to kiss him. He stopped. "It's kinda rude that I don't even know your name darling...I should have asked, shouldn't I? Oh, silly me. I'm Sal. What's your name, my precious?"
"Idate..." He answered. Idate looked down, his hands interlocked, blushing furiously.
"What's with that look, beloved? Are you nervous or something darling? Idate and Sal has a great ring to it. Why won't you come on and kiss me already?" Sal got ready to kiss Idate.
"I well...um..." Idate mumbled.
"If you don't love me darling then I'll have to MAKE you..." Sal threatened.
"M-Make me? B-But you can't make someone love you!" Idate replied.
"Shh.." Sal hushed, placing his finger on Idate's lips. "Trust me...I have my ways. If you don't accept me darling, then your gonna have a bad time! Hehe...It'll be better to simply give in, then if you refuse me..." Sal giggled.
"My mind i-is telling me no...but-" Idate started.
"Listen to your heart instead. Your mind is too cautionary." Sal interrupted.
"Don't listen to him Idate! He's trying to trick you!" Samekichi warned.
"Why would I take advice from the guy I almost killed? If it wasn't for that witch, you'd be dead right now." Idate replied.
"B-But he's a bad man! You shouldn't trust him!" Samekichi cried.
"Well, so am I. Your just a fish, how could you possibly think that you can change anything?" Idate asked.
"Well you think the same about him." Samekichi answered.
"That's why I trust him. He's not really evil, his mind is so weak that he got manipulated. He can't be held responsible for his actions if he's a dumb fish. He's barely even sapient. If he was any dumber he'd be a wild animal." Idate countered.
"Hehe, I'm actually way more intelligent then your average fish, it's Samekichi who's barely sapient. Anyways...I'm glad you don't trust him, darling. He's hardly trustable anyway. Look what he's done to her!" Sal pointed to Wadanohara, who was covered in bite marks, or what appeared to be them. "Everyday is a struggle against him. You think she wanted her life to be like this? No! Of course she didn't! She's just pretending to love him so he doesn't kill her!"
"Excuse me, these aren't from-" Wadanohara started to say, but Sal put his hand over her mouth. Wadanohara shoved his hand off her mouth. "He's lying! Look closely, are these really shark bites?"
"Hmm..." Idate looked closer. "Nah, just some scars and bruises."
"He beats her!" Sal claimed.
"I'm seriously starting to doubt you...If the sea witch says so then I suppose it's true...besides. Your the ambassador of the sea of death. I didn't trust you for a second." Idate replied. "Your just trying to make him look bad."
"I'm all yours, you can do whatever you wish with me, darling. Hehe...you can even kill me...I've been such a naughty boy...That DEFINITELY needs some punishment. Not only is my body all yours, my heart and soul are too...I give you everything I have. I'm sorry...I thought you loved me...I'll do anything you want me to. I don't care what it is...if your happy, so am I..." Sal offered.
"If Sal's happy, I'm not...Don't accept his offer...it's what he wants." Samekichi growled. "He deserves to burn in hell. But not by your hand...only the one he hates the most shall kill him."
"C-Come on...answer me! D-Darling! Why are you hesitating?!" Sal snapped.
"Your...really going to give yourself to me...I'm flattered..." Idate replied.
"Oh, you are? Hehehe...make your choice already. I'm getting inpatient." Sal tapped his foot.
"...But my answer is no. I'm not treating you like some...puppet!" Idate refused.
"...Oh. I personally would have jumped at the chance to have a loving slave. We're really different, huh?" Sal asked.
"Now I can get rid of him once and for all!" Samekichi growled. He took out a knife and almost stabbed Sal, but Idate grabbed his hand before he could. Wha-What! Did I just...seriously? Sal's a total monster... Idate thought.
"Wait. I have a better idea. Sal..." Idate started. But yet, I love him...I have met up with him a couple of times on a stroll. Eh, well actually quite a lot. Oh...maybe I can get him to make a promise...
"Yes?" Sal asked.
"I do love you. But...I'll only be your darling if you make a promise to me." Idate grabbed Sal's hands. Here it goes...
"I'll do anything darling! What is the promise?" Sal asked.
"I need you to promise me, that you won't unseal the sea of death. And also, that you do not kill everyone. You can kill a few people, but no more then 10 a year. If you violate these rules...then I'll break up with you. And also it result in your immediate death." Idate answered. What was I thinking, he'll never accept that...
"Um...if I cause a death but don't actually kill the person myself, does that count?" Sal asked.
"Yes, yes it does." Idate replied. This is the worst last-ditch effort ever...at least Samekichi will kill him... Idate thought.
"I did say I'd do anything. But...even if I wouldn't do anything for you...I accept your offer." Sal promised. Idate breathed a sigh of relief. It worked...I can't believe it... Idate thought.
"Darling..." Idate kissed Sal. Sal briefly broke away from the kiss.
"You have made me the happiest fish in the sea...I'll be with you forever and ever..." Sal resumed kissing Idate. Such a fool. Haha. He does have rather soft lips...He'll never expect that this is all a lie. At first, my goal was to trick him into aligning with the sea of death but...this is even better...I pretend that I love him for a month or two, maybe a few years, then I'll kill him. He'll never see it coming! Or maybe I should kill Samekichi first...he'd catch wind of my plan though...and Samekichi is quite the fighter, too...yeah, kill Idate first, that's my plan.
"An orca kissing a shark, now I've seen everything..." Samekichi groaned.
"I'm glad that even Sal could find happiness..." Wadanohara said. "We don't even have worry about him anymore. If anything goes awry, you can fix it, right Samekichi?" Wadanohara asked.
"Of course I can Wandohara. I would never give him a second chance if I couldn't." Samekichi answered. Gah...I have a bad feeling...but I'll take him out if he breaks his promise...
A few months later
My darling is so cute when he sleeps, it's too bad that he's gonna die though...Wait...I actually feel bad about killing him? Ah well... Sal took out a knife. Its time for a few hour slumber...to become an eternal one... Idate noticed and woke up.
"Wait wait wait...what the hell do you think your doing with that sharp knife?" Idate snapped.
"How did you know I was there?!" Sal asked.
"Saw you out of the corner of my eye." Idate answered.
"But how...you were asleep..." Sal asked.
"Ya see, orcas don't go to sleep completely. One part of our brain stays awake because our breathing is under conscious control, so if we went completely unconscious then we would drown." Idate explained.
"So you can literally suffocate yourself. Nice." Sal replied.
"Your totally sick, and I LOVE that."
"Hehe...your such a hoot, but it's too bad I have to kill you..." Sal almost stabbed Idate, but he couldn't bring himself to do it. Why can't I kill him?! I have to! He's a big threat! "I never really loved you anyway...it was just a lie. How foolish of you." I feel guilty for saying that... Sal dropped the knife. "This is weird...I can't bring myself to kill you. T-This doesn't really happen...like ever...I...think my feelings must be geinue. Sorry, that hasn't happened, your the first, I guess.
Meanwhile, with Wadanohara and Samekichi.
"You know, I've always wondered when exactly you starting hating Sal." Wandanohara mentioned.
"Well...my memory of it isn't exact, but I remember enough...he tried to lock any bit of what he did to me that day completely away by putting a spell on me...My mind is too strong though for a spell like that to work fully...A-Anyway. Here is what I DO remember. It was a normal day at first. I was just minding my own business, when Sal, who was called Hideakisame back then had grabbed my arm. That's his real name... Totally inaccurate name for him, really, but moms can't predict the future. Anyway, back on topic. The bright part kinda fits I suppose. 'Hideakisame? W-What are you doing?' I asked him.
'You know too much, so you must pay...' He answered, forcefully dragging me by the arm. He broke into an abandoned building and went inside, dragging me with him. 'Sameyoshi...you never really liked me, but after this you'll be hating me forever...' He said to me." Samekichi started.
"Wait your real name is Sameyoshi?" Wandanohara asked.
"Y-Yeah...A-Anyway we're getting off topic now. He then tackled me to the ground, but I don't really remember what he was doing before that, and him saying that aforementioned statement. He then climbed on to me. He scratched up my arms and legs, and he bit me all over...I remember being beaten, as well...but I don't really know all of what he did to me...I don't really know how long it went on for, either, but after he was done, he took out a sharp knife. The knife was barely inches from my chest before he lifted it up and said "Hah. I'll take pity on you...your probably won't get in my way, but if you do...it's game over...Besides now I can something and something and also beat you until you die!' Oh, the somethings are parts of that last line I don't remember. When I woke up, I found myself in a field of stars." Samekichi finished.
"And that's when we met!" Wandanohara giggled.
"Yeah, we could go on about that part of the day for hours on end..." Samekichi giggled as well. "Oh...I-I remember something else...He confessed his...perverted lust to me..."
"That's making me a little weary..." Wandanohara replied. She hid it pretty well, but she secretly was terrified inside. He couldn't have sexually assaulted him...could he? Wadanohara thought.
"Are you talking about that fateful day where I...Mmm, straight up telling you is less fun. I'll let you put the puzzle pieces together. Haha. Anyway, back to my first question, Are you talking about that day? The one day when you began to hate me? " Sal asked.
"Yes, we WERE talking about that fateful day when I started hating you." Samekichi answered.
"Haha...yeah...It's only a matter of time before you realize how messed up it all was." Sal laughed.
"It's pretty messed up already, considering that you told me about your weird perverted lust." Samekichi groaned. "It doesn't make sense why you would say ...I remember something else...Y-You also stripped me naked. And also...oh dear...to put it lightly, you touched me in my...err..special zone. I think that would count as sexual assault though...you violated me?!" Samekichi questioned, a mix of horror and disgust on his face. "I don't get it...why would you do that? You hate me..."
"True yes, but I also used to lust after you as well." Sal explained.
"Oh. But that's just wrong, well, even more wrong...We're brothers..." Samekichi mentioned.
"Thank you, captain obvious. With how messed up you already knew I was..." Sal started.
"Ahem, I knew you were clearly sick in the head. But incestuous lust is a separate level of wrong and twisted." Samekichi started hyperventilating. "Why did you even tell me this?!" Samekichi asked.
"So you'd know before I killed you." Sal answered. "You'll probably get a heart attack though..." Samekichi fainted from shock.
End of part 1.