Mika: Hello everybody! This is my first ever fanfic! :D

Ed: *sarcasticly* Woot

Mika: Shut up, Ed. So, some things you need to know! This takes place after the Elrics get back to their world. Ed still has his automail...

Ed: D:

Mika: and Al has his body back.

Al: :D

Mika: I'm not sure how often I can update this, so if it's been 2 weeks and I havn't added another chapter, deal with it. thats all =D Ed, do the disclaimer.

Ed: No. Why do i still have automail?

Mika: Because.

Ed: Because why?

Mika: Because I said so.

Ed: Why?

Al: *sigh* Mika does not own FMA or any or it's characters!

Chapter 1: Stupid Mistakes

"Eh, I wish this damn heat would just go away already!" Ed groaned.

Alphonse sighed. "It's not just going to go away when you tell it to, Brother."

He rolled his eyes. "Really, Al, I didn't know that. I just learn something new every damn day, don't I?"

It was about 90 degrees out, and Edward Elric was in an extremely bad mood. Not to mention his Automail was getting really hot.

The Elrics were in the West, in the town of Kenendel. They never could stay in one place for very long (whether they go because they want to or because they kicked out) and their recent journeys had landed them there.

Ed grumbled some more and continued to look for a place to get some food. At least with all of the trees around, there was a bit of shade here and there.

"Hey, how about we go over th- OUCH!" Ed was cut short when something whacked him over the head.

"Whoops. Watch where your going, kid."

"WHO ARE YOU CALLING A KID, DAMMIT?!" Edward glared at the guy who hit him over the head with a wooden beam. He was smirking at him. Smirking at him! He could just make out those evil purple eyes under the cap.

The stranger put down the bean and dusted off his gloves on his pants. "You. Your shorter than me, probably younger, so I'm calling you a kid. Got a problem with that?"

Ed gritted him teeth. "Yeah, I do." This guy looked like he was having fun with this!

The guy had a mischievous look on his face now. "Well...I bet those short legs can't run very fast, can they, Shrimp?" And with that, he took off.

Ed snapped. "Get back here, bastard!" The stranger only laughed in reply and kept running.

Alphonse sigh and trotted after his older brother. Here we go again...

Ed had only chased the guy a block before he took a sharp turn and headed to the woods. When he finally got past the first trees, he stopped. Where did he go?

"Eh, not bad, for someone with such short legs." Ed looked up. The stranger had climbed up a huge tree, and now stood 50 feet off the ground on a branch, grinning.

"Well then, how about we bring you back down a bit?" Still a fair distance from the tree, he clapped and pressed his hands to the ground. Back up in the tree, the branch the guy was standing on vanished.

When he heard the scream, he realized what he just did. Shit, that was really, really stupid!Ed ran to the base of the tree.

What he found shocked him speechless. The guy wasn't a guy. She was a girl. Her hair had come out from her cap. And blood was pouring from her head.

"H-hey... Are you ok?" Edward nervously pushed her a bit with his foot. He really hoped she wasn't dead...

"Are you two done figh- What did you do, Brother?!" Alphonse had finally caught up. "I- It wasn't- Just reacted- Wha..." He didn't know what to say, he just sunk down on his knees. "I...I can't believe I killed her over something so...stupid..."

"D...Don't you go killing me off already, kid." She groaned as she sat up and slumped against the tree. "Man, that hurt. Oh look, I'm bleeding..."

She glanced over at them. They were both staring stupidly at her with their mouths open. "What?"

"Well, we kinda thought you were dead."

"And a guy," Ed added. "And what do you mean by 'Oh look, I'm bleeding'?! You have blood gushing down your face!"

"Oh really? Cool. That probably looks so awesome, wish I could see it..."

The brothers glanced at each other and silently agreed on something. This girl was NOT normal.

Mika: Short chapter D=

Ed: WHO ARE YOU CALLING SMALLER THAN A BEAN??!?!1

Mika: -.-'

Al: -.-'

Mika: Please R&R!