"CASSIE!" Winslow screamed, crashing into Cassie's house. He had seen one thing through the window. And he wasn't happy about it.

"Yeah?" Cassie asked innocently, hiding an axe behind her back.

"There's a dead youtuber on the floor!"

Cassie turned towards the dead, bloodied body of youtuber Logdotzip. She shrugged. "Oh… hey… how'd you get here?"

Winslow raised an eyebrow. "Caaaaaaass! What did you do?!

She raised her arms in surrender, dropping the bloody axe on the floor. "Me? Uh… I didn't do this!"

"Explain what happened, Cassie!"

"I've never seen him before in my life!"

"Why did you kill this youtuber, Cass?"

"I don't kill people… that is my least favourite thing to do!"

Winslow sighed. "Tell me, Cassie, exactly what you were doing before I came home!"

"Alright, um…" Cassie put her hand to her chin. "Well, I was in my room…"

"Okay."

"…reading a book…"

"Yes?"

"…and… uh… this guy just walked in…"

"Go on…"

"…so I went up to him…"

"Yes..?"

"…and I… bludgeoned him thirty-seven times in the chest."

Silence.

"CaaaaaAAAAASSSS! We talked about this! That kills people!"

"Oh, well, I didn't know that!"
The hoodied friend sighed in disbelief. "How could you NOT know that?"

"Yeah… I'm in the wrong dimension. I suck."

Winslow glanced at the body in disgust, then pointed to Logdotzip's arms.

"What the Nether happened to his HANDS?!" He demanded.

"Say what?"
"His hands. Why are they missing?"

Cassie said almost casually, "Well, I kind of… um… chopped them off. And cooked them up. And ate them."

"CASSIE!" Winslow stared at her in shock.

"What?" Cassie almost looked surprised at his reaction. "I was hungry! And well, y'know, I crave hands."

"Why in the Overworld would you do that?"

"I was hungry for hands! Give me a break, Win!"

"Cassie!"

"My stomach was making the rumblies…"

"Cassie…"

"That only hands could satisfy!"

"I'm worried about you, Cassie."

"I can see why. I mean, I kill people and eat hands, after all."

Winslow was already out the door.

EXPLAINING THIS RANDOM STORY: Winslow is human, and is Cassie's best friend. Jesse and his gang were not there to stop Cassie's killing spree. Therefore, all the Youtubers Cassie trapped in her 'mansion' are dead. And now Cassie's sorta unhinged and crazy. Ye.

Okay, I wrote this because I need to defend myself from Writers Block! AAH! Anyways, this random writing thingy is based off Llamas With Hats, a comedy/tragedy made by FilmCow about a sociopathic llama and his friend! Sure, this chapter seemed funny (and a little disturbing) and all that, but I'm considering making this into a bigger story that will be about Cassie and her unstableness. Something around those lines, I'm still unsure how to execute this yet. More information will be shown next chapter if I decide to write it! So yeah. This could be a Pilot chapter. BAAAAAAAI!