Merry early Christmas Everyone! Zero here with an early present! Inspiration struck me like a snowball in the face today...no one has done a FNAF version of "It's a wonderful life!"
Bonnie: it's a stupid idea, that's why... *grumps and huffs*
you're so getting coal for christmas...moving on away from the grumpy bunny...this will be a short couple chapter story for christmas and then near New Years or in January, I'll be getting to work on "Lost my mind while lost at sea", that's a promise!
Disclaimer: FNAF is sole property of Scott Cawthon...only Zeronis Exzerion belongs to me
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Twas the night before Christmas and all through the pizzeria...not a creature was stirring...well, except for Freddy and the gang. "Bonnie, cmon already...we're getting ready ta decorate the tree! Geez, you still upset over yer guitar? It's Christmas Eve, who knows? Maybe you'll get a new guitar...so stop sulking and join us" The rabbit in question growled while laying slumped at a table near one of the front windows, staring blankly at the snow falling from the sky outside, "Christmas...woo...and I don't WANT a new guitar Freddy...nothing can replace Lucy..." Freddy sighed and took off his hat to rub his head, Bonnie had been exceptionally depressed and moody since the loss of his treasured guitar and with the holidays upon them, Freddy and the gang were getting rather worried.
"Avast ye daft rabbit...it be the holidays...we're supposed ta be spreadin happiness and cheer...not dwellin on things that make ye upset" The pirate had always loved Christmas and Bonnie was always his partner in crime when the festivities began, "ah...I know how ta git ye back inta shape...how about ye and I try ta plunder some of Chica's cupcakes and cookies? It be a tradition ye never miss!" Bonnie sighed and rolled his eyes before shrugging, "whatever..." Now it was Foxy's turn to be worried, Bonnie had never missed a chance at Chica's famous Christmas cookies and cupcakes...and to just shrug it off...it was like trying to sail a ship without an ocean. Foxy took a moment to whisper close to Freddy, "Fred...I'm worried...and I never worry over the holidays...Bonnie be in a pit of gloom...I know exactly what be goin through his mind as I was there meself when the...incident happened..."
Freddy nodded and sighed while whispering back to the pirate, "I know what ya mean Foxy...keep an eye on him...I'll go see if there's somethin ta be done about his...gloominess" Freddy paused as he turned back towards the main stage where the rest of the animatronics and Jeremy were busy decorating their Christmas tree. Bon and BB were having a ball with the tinsel while Mangle and Chica had taken it upon themselves to keep the two childish animatronics from scattering the tinsel all over the stage. Jeremy meanwhile was biting his tongue to keep from cursing up a storm as he stared at the huge knot that was the christmas lights, "how?! Just...Just how?! How am I going to get this on the tree when its a knot within a knot within a knot?!"
"If you need help Jeremiah, I'd be happy to provide some assistance" The marionette hung back by Jeremy, but the human was adamant that he required no help. "Nah, its okay Marion...I got this...now let's see...if I pull this wire...and unwrap that…" Jeremy sighed and hung his head as the knot only got worse, earning a few chuckles from the gathered animatronics...including one Freddy Fazbear. "Ah see you're a real electrician there Jeremy...at the rate yer goin...ah figure we'll have the lights up by New Years" Jeremy sighed and glared some at the famous bear before grumbling and going back to working on untangling the knot while Marion continued to offer advice. Freddy shook his head and chuckled while approaching the tree...only to pause and examine it as it felt like something was missing. "Hmmmm..." Freddy stared at the tree some more and then sighed as he realized what it was...Bonnie helping put the star on the top of the tree. If somethin doesn't happen soon...ah have a feelin this Christmas is gonna be empty...and our star will lose its shine…
"M...Mr. Freddy...um...um...a...are you okies?" Freddy was brought out of his thoughts as Bon approached him, the young blue bunny was still somewhat intimidated by the elder bear, but he was warming up nonetheless, and it warmed Freddy's servos, "nah, don't ya worry bout me none, just thinkin bout yer brother...he's a bit upset ya see...since his guitar got damaged...he's been rather depressed..." Bon blinked and lowered his ears in disappointment, it was his first Christmas with his brother...and to hear his brother was upset broke the young bunny's animatronic heart, "w...well I'll...I'll go and cheer him up...its not the same without big brother Bonnie!" Freddy and Jeremy took a glance at one another and smiled as the bunny took off towards the front of the pizzeria.
Foxy meanwhile was at wits end, Bonnie wanted to do nothing but sulk and stare at the snow and it was starting to irritate the pirate, "Bonnie...this is yer capn speakin...stop bein a mound of purple mush and git inta the holiday spirit! I will use Christmas force if I hafta!" Bonnie sighed and rolled his eyes while still staying in his slumped position, Foxy didn't understand how precious Bonnie's guitar was to the purple rabbit, "then use it Foxy...or just leave me alone...or whatever..." Foxy growled and grit his teeth, the purple bunny was being impossible and Foxy was ready to really let him have it, "ifn it wasn't Christmas Eve...I'd really let ye know how I feel bout yer silly depression!" Bonnie took the chance to growl and glare back at the pirate, "oh don't let that stop you! Go on...tell me how you feel about my depression...or better yet...show me...I bet those fangs of yours could really make your point!" Foxy flinched and lowered his ears before looking down at his feet and immediately Bonnie knew he had crossed a line that was never meant to be crossed, "...oh geez...Foxy...I...cmon...I didn't..."
Bonnie winced as Foxy shook his head and sadly left the room, nearly bumping into Bon...apologizing quickly...and heading back to the refurbished pirate's cove. Bonnie sighed and hung his head before perking his ears a bit and sighing again, "what is it Bon? Come here to lecture your older brother as well?" Bon flinched a bit at his brother's sour tone before approaching the elder rabbit and timidly placing a paw on Bonnie's shoulder, "b...brother...M...Mr. Freddy said y...you were sad...y...you shouldn't be sad...it's Christmas...our first Christmas together! It's...s...supposed t...to be a cheerful...a...at least according to Jeremy it is...we eat cookies, sing songs, and share presents with each other...and...I never got a present before...s...so please cheer up brother...for me?" Bonnie sighed and looked blankly at the younger bunny, letting his ears droop and hang on the sides of his head, "the only way I'll cheer up Bon is if Lucy is magically repaired and back in my paws...until then...there is NOTHING for me to be cheerful about...why don't you go and play with BB or Jerm-jerm?"
Bon winced at his brother's bitter response and lowered his ears before sniffing and nodding, "...o...okay brother...I...I guess...um...merry christmas..." Bon whimpered and sniffed before turning to leave the room, leaving the purple bunny alone once more. Bonnie sighed and shut his eyes while biting back the tears of frustration, he had been so stupid and he hated it, "...god I am such a fricken dumb ass! Sure I'll leave Lucy on a high shelf and walk right into it...causing Lucy to fall and break into 14 pieces...and then I just reminded Foxy of the incident...and oh god, I just told my own brother off! I'm a miserable scrooge...I bet everyone would prefer it if I wasn't here!"
No Bonnie! Don't say that!
"They'd probably have a great life without me..."
Bonnie...please don't do this!
"I'm always in the way...doing stupid things...saying stupid things..."
Bonnie there's still a chance to fix things...whatever you do…
"I...I wish…"
NO, DON'T SAY IT!
"I wish I was...I wish I was never built..."
A sudden blast of cold air hit the purple bunny dead in the muzzle, causing him to block it with his paws while tightly shutting his eyes, "hey, who opened a door in here?! Or window...whatever, shut it it already!" Immediately the wind ceased and the bunny relaxed, opening his eyes and lowering his paws before blinking...the pizzeria was gone and he alone sitting at a table in a black room. No sounds...no lights...nothing, just him and a table, "hello?! Anyone here? Freddy? Foxy? Cmon if this is a joke...its not funny...here I am depressed as hell and you guys are playing a prank...ok, yeah, I get it, I'm a miserable scrooge...so cmon out and we'll sing carols or whatever..." However nothing happened...no sounds, no lights, nothing and Bonnie was starting to get worried.
"G...Guys, cmon, I'm sorry, ok? Really...this isn't funny guys….hello?! Foxy...I didn't mean it...cmon, we'll raid Chica's cookies and cupcakes like you wanted! Bon? Lil bro? Someone answer already...this isn't cool!" Bonnie growled and got up from the table before growling again, "ok, I'll go and find you guys! Give ya a piece of my mind in regards to your little joke!" Bonnie immediately stormed off towards the right of the table, only to come back to the table from the left, "wait...that can't be right, I swore I went that way...maybe if I go south..." Bonnie then marched down away from the table, intent to give Freddy and company a piece of his mind only to once more arrive at the table. "You've gotta be joking me...there is some Twilight Zone level shit goin on..."
I assure you Bonnie, this is NO joke…
"Who's there?! Show yourself! This isn't funny...where's Freddy?! Where's the Pizzeria?! WHERE IS MY BROTHER?!"
Bonnie then had to shield his eyes as a sudden light turned on, nearly blinding the rabbit, only for him to blink as revealed beneath the light was a white animatronic fox like Mangle, only this one was male, had gray markings as opposed to Mangle's pink markings, and most importantly...nine swaying tails. Bonnie stopped and stared at the fox before sighing and shaking his head, "okay...this is a dream...someone wake me up now"
This is not a dream Bonnie, you got your wish
"Wish? What wish? I didn't wish for anything...oh crap..."
The fox nodded before taking a seat at the table and resting his muzzle in his paws while glaring some at the purple rabbit in front of him, You said and I quote: I wish I was never built...end quote…congratulations...we now have a world where you never existed...and I have to fix it!
"What? Ha...yeah right...I made myself go away and you have to magically make things better...suuuure...who are you really? Huh? Who put you up to this? Freddy? Foxy? Oh I bet it was Marion...or maybe Jeremy...whoever it was...they're gonna get an earful..."
You can't give them an earful because you don't exist...I am Zeronis Therin Exzerion...Zero for short and the author...AND THANKS TO YOUR STUPID SELFISH IDIOTIC WAYS, YOU RUINED MY CHRISTMAS STORY AND I HAVE TO FIX IT!
"Author? Story? The hell?! Geez dude, I dunno what bed you fell out of, but definitely get some sleep and calm the fuck down..." Bonnie suddenly found himself wearing a pink dress and a pacifier shoved into his mouth while the fox continued glaring at him.
I can add diapers...or regress you...or both...so...shut up and listen...we are going to go and visit your friends and family in this new world you so LOVINGLY created...and you are going to see the results of your selfish actions
Bonnie flinched as the dress and pacifier disappeared, the bunny whimpering some under the glare that the fox was giving him, "r...right...okay...so...um...what do we do f...first then?" The fox sighed and rubbed his muzzle tiredly before waving a paw causing a door to suddenly pop up next to them. The fox standing and walking towards the door and opening it before beckoning Bonnie to follow after him.
This way Bonnie...time to see a world where you never existed…
