John Dillinger-Smooth Criminal
Disclaimer: I do NOT own John Dillinger (I WISH I did, however, I don't. Dang!).
A/N: This is a poem about the new Johnny Depp character: the smooth and sexy criminal John Dillinger!
Genre: Poetry
He strolls down the street,
Unnoticed by anyone,
Tottin' a Tommy gun.
John Dillinger-Smooth Criminal.
He jumps over a counter in a bank,
Holdin' a bag full of cold hard cash,
Tottin' a Tommy gun.
John Dillinger-Smooth Criminal.
He hops into his getaway vehicle,
His gang and his gal speedin' away,
Tottin' Tommy guns and stolen cash.
John Dillinger-Smooth Criminal.
He saunters into his hideout,
His gang stashes all the stolen cash,
Puttin' down their Tommy guns and restin' awhile.
John Dillinger-Smooth Criminal.
Yep, that's him: calm, cool, and sexy.
John Dillinger-Smooth Criminal.
*Bang*