lordofpsycho's amazing fanfiction

by lordofpsycho

platinum bullet was just minding his own business after school at his high school. his buddies told him they found something that grants wishes unfortunately, they weren't kidding, and after wishing for a talking velociraptor named fluffles, his friend comet fucks it up for him. now in ponyville, he has to deal with his mortal enemy gary stu, and a much more sinister force. READ IT

1. prologue

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PROELOG: THE BEGINNIN (Dunn Dunn- DUUUUUUUUNNNN!1!1!)

Twilight sparkle was galloping as fast as she could, with a feel of urgency . She needed to meet up with applejack, to come up with a plan, so she continued to run faster, among the desiccated remains of Ponyville. She ran faster. The enemy was catching up to her, and she was almost where she needed to go. She heard bullets whistling as they flew right past her. She realized that trying to get away was futile, they were going to catch up anyway, so she picked up her gun, and fired back in retaliation, but it was no use, her aim was not quite there yet. She was killed anyway. The last thing she heard before she died were some words from rainbow dash. Words which shook her very heavily.

"HA HA! LOOK AT YOU JUST LAYING THERE, NOOB! 5 KILL-STREAK! I'M GETTIN' A MOTHERFUCKIN' DRONE!"

"y'all best remember that I got a killstreak of 14 on yer little bitch ass!, and let's not forget them kills I got on rarity and fluttershy!" replied applejack

"oh shi-!" yelled rainbow dash as her head exploded into a million pieces.

"make that 15" said applejack confidently. The ponies had just spent all day playing the new game Call of pony: magic warfare

"No fair! How come me and pinky pie have to be the ones carrying the team!? You told us that it would just be you, twilight sparkle, and spike, against the rest of Ponyville, and I thought 'hey this would be almost cheating!' but this is ridiculous!" rainbow dash yelled over the mic, before getting sniped by applejack

"COME ON! YOU'RE A SNIPING BEAST, SPIKE'S FUCKING GOING TO TOWN WITH THE STUPID ASS O.P NOOBTUBE, AND TWILIGHT SPARKLE… well, she sucks at this game." All of a sudden. They heard a shrill scream of frustration, followed by twilight laughing hysterically.

"what's wrong pinkie pie?" asked fluttershy quietly over the mic, as pinkie pie was obviously the source of the screaming. When she screamed, she sounded like a coked out child at the toy store who didn't get what she wanted… and was also inhaling helium.

"TWILIGHT RUINED MY KILLSTREAK OF 49! I ALMOST GOT THE NUKE!"

"YES I FINALLY GOT A KILL!" yelled twilight sparkle in excitement, as she did a victory dance. Her excitement soon ended as pinkie pie flew In with a HIEPR REELIZZTIK ATAK HELLICOPTR DAT KILLD TWILIT SPRKL ANG PINKIE GOT 666 XP ACCEPT TWYLIET SPRKL RLY DYED!1!1! oh, wait, what's that!? This isn't that kind of story? Ok then

"YOU END MY KILL STREAK, I END YOUUUUU!" she yelled over the mic.

"I say pinkie, you're taking this little game way too seriously." Said rarity in cursive.

"RARITY, SHUT THE FUCK UP! ... I mean, if that's alright with you…" said fluttershy.

BOOM! KAPOW! ONOMATOPEIA!

M-M-M-M-MONSTER KILL!

Isn't this supposed to resemble call of duty instead of counter strike? IDGAF! (in case you didn't understand from this, call of pony throws everybody out of character)