Hey it me PKMN Trainer Jake. Sorry for not updating. My computer busted but I'm back.
So here is my new story: My Life in a TV.
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My name is James. I live in New York City. I am tall with black hair and blue eyes. I'm 13 years old. This is a story of how my dad put me in a real pickle with his stupid inventions. Now my dad thinks he's a psycho genius. The only part of that phrase that describes him is psycho. The only invention that worked was a three way flash light. It was just three flash lights welded together. I can't believe that invention was picked. Any ways the only other person in this house was my annoying little sister. She drove me crazy by just going on and on and on and on. The only thing that makes my life worthwhile is my favorite show Adventure Time. Yeah I know you think that's lame but with my two crazy relatives the show isn't half bad. Well today I was watching the first episode. I had all three series recorded. Luckily my dad never watches TV and my sister never can work the remote, so the TV is all mine.
Then from the back of the house I heard a familiar shout "Eureka!" My dad shot into the TV room and talked so fast all I heard "….huff…huff….huff."
I said "Dad, talk slower."
"I finally finished my new invention. A TV remote that can do anything, even import shows to a DVD."
"Isn't that illegal?"
"I got permission from the council who got permission from the government."
"Cool, now can I watch this show."
"Try the remote I'll get the video camera."
As soon as he left a song sounded "Adventure time… Come on grab your friends… We'll go to very distant land… Jake the dog and Finn the human… The fun will never end its Adventure Time." Then I looked at the remote and thought "Hmmm… Import. Maybe I should put this on DVD. I think I have an empty DVD in the disc drive. Ok its settled" Then I said "Import". Then my hand felt weird. I looked at it and it was gone. Then the remote was moving up my arm. Soon it was at my shoulder I looked at it horrified. I tried to pull it off with my other hand, but that hand was sucked in to. Soon I had two shoulders stuck to the remote. I tried prying it off with my feet. That didn't work either. Now I'm just a body and head. Then two minutes later I had a head stuck to a remote. After that left I was shooting towards the TV. Before I hit the receiver I saw the remote drop and shatter. Then I blacked out.