(A/N: Moien! I love Lollipop Chainsaw. I also love Yu-Gi-Oh. The logical step is to combine the two. It will probably turn out horrible, but I was never a good writer in the first place, so I really have nothing to lose. Puzzleshipping style. Sticking with most of the original Lollipop Chainsaw dialouge, so some may seem out of character. A few made up characters to fill missing roles. Normal dialogue and descriptions are in regular font, and the Narrator speaks in italics.

THIS. IS. LOLLIPOP YUGI!)

CHAPTER 1: PROLOGUE

Welcome to my bedroom. Don't think that me letting you in here is an invitation for any funny stuff. I mean, not that I have a problem with funny stuff...

Today is, as they say in Spain, my cumpleanos! Yep, my birthday! I'm 18.

These are my friends at Domino High. They're a wacky bunch, but we manage to get by.

To keep my energy up, I eat lollipops. I know they're not the best for you, but they're SO good!

Like I said my friends are a wacky bunch. Joey's always the perky one, and although he's not the smartest guy, he's determined. Tristan has amazing strength to boot. Bennu's as nutty as a fruitcake, but she's loyal and protective to the core. I think she may have a crush on me...

Speaking of love, this is my boyfriend, Yami. I really like him. My friends are throwing me a birthday party after school, and Yami's really freaked out about meeting them.

But I'm even more freaked out of him finding out about my friends! I love them to pieces, but some of the activities we partake in are a little... unorthodox! Yami's already so sweet to me, if he finds out about my weird friend traditions, he might not stick around.

Oh no! I'm late! I was supposed to meet him before school! I hope Yami isn't mad! That's about the worst thing that could ever happen!

This is Yugi, an 18 year old boy who, unbeknownst to him, has the world on his shoulders. He is about to become the savior of his world through an... unorthodox way, and let's just say it doesn't involve card games.

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"Oh my god, what happened here?!" Yugi said, as he mowed through the zombie filled streets on a bike, a duffel bag slung over his shoulders. He made various sounds of disgust as blood splattered all over him. The bike eventually rammed into an overturned school bus, causing him to flip into the air, landing, surprisingly, on his feet.

"Seriously, what the hell?!" he shouted, pulling a blue chainsaw with rectangles carved into the frame out of his duffel bag. He grunted as he pulled the cord, and the chainsaw roared to life, sparks flying from the blade. He jammed the tip of the blade to the asphalt and dragged it towards the zombies, chopping them in half and decapitating them with ease.

"And on my birthday too! Like I'm not already late enough! You stupid... undead jerks!" he roared.

While he was bent over, some zombies tried to pile on, but were swiftly killed by a golden aura surrounding the blade. A zombie's head flew up into the air. When it came back down, Yugi kicked it as hard as he could, sending it bouncing over three trash cans and into an abandoned baby's carriage. He took out a blueberry lollipop and wedged the stick between his grit teeth.

This is so irritating!" he growled, revving the chainsaw.

The next few minutes were a blur as Yugi fought his way to the courtyard, taking a detour through the parking lot as zombies, rescuing people, and exploding busses all tried to slow him down. When he finally arrived, the courtyard was a disaster area. A crushed gift box lay on the bench, and papers were littered everywhere.

"Yami, are you here? It's okay to come out now..." he chided. A zombie approached Yugi from behind.

"Yugi!" a deep voice echoed. Yami, who had come out of nowhere, tackled the zombie to the ground, yelling. The zombie said something, and then bit Yami. He recoiled in pain, and Yugi chopped the zombie in half.

"Yami, are you okay?" he said, kneeling by Yami. He grimaced and looked at his wrist.

"I... uh, I got bit. I don't know what that means."

"Oh no. Please no." Yugi whispered.

"Look, Yugi. I know I never say it, but I want you to know... I love you... I really love you." Yami said, and held a hand up weakly. Yugi took it, crying.

Fin.

"No!" Yugi said, pushing the end screen out of the way.. "There's one thing we could try." He raised the chainsaw over his head.

"Wait, what?! Yugi?!" Yami shouted.

"I love you too, Yami!" he shouted, and the blade was brought down. Everything went black, and a sickening crunch was heard.

(A/N: Sorry about the cliffhanger, but that's where I have to end it. This completes the prologue. Our next chapter will be Stage 1. Bosses get their own chapters.)