Chapter 1: Edith's First Love
Kyle, Vanellope, and Carrie were at the AMC Theaters, getting ready to watch The Purge: Anarchy. As they got their tickets, they bumped into Tate, Margo, Edith, and Agnes.
"Well, well, well" said Kyle. "If it isn't my old cabin mates. What brings you all here?"
Agnes started to talk to Kyle.
"Well, we were all going to watch The Lego Movie, but instead, we're gonna watch The Purge: Anarchy"
"That's what we're watching" said Carrie
"Isn't Agnes a little too young to watch The Purge: Anarchy?" said Vanellope
"Hey, I am never scared of anything" said Agnes
"It's true" said Margo. "Last time, we went to see Devil's Due and she didn't even cover her eyes or anything"
"I'm going to the snack bar" said Edith
"All right, then" said Margo
Edith went to the snack bar. She asked for a large soda and another kid named Craig Tucker asked for the same thing. Edith looks at him and asked him a question.
"Hey" said Edith. "Haven't I seen you from somewhere?"
"Well, I live here in Brooklyn, where I was a DJ" said Craig
"Oh yeah" said Edith. "You're that guy from the rap party. Craig, right?"
"Yep" Craig answered. "And you're Edith, right?"
"Yeah, how'd you know?"
"At the rap party, your name was called out. So, what movie are you gonna see?"
"Well, I'm watching The Purge: Anarchy with my sisters and friends, but I thought we were gonna watch RoboCop"
"I was gonna watch RoboCop" said Craig
"No way. Can I come with you?"
"Sure, why not"
Edith and Craig run across the theater to Theater 7, where RoboCop is showing. Kyle, Vanellope, Carrie, Margo, Tate, and Agnes saw Edith going in Theater 7.
"Did you see that" said Margo
"Yeah" said Carrie. "Edith sure does run fast like a cheetah"
"No, you moron" said Margo. "I'm talking about Edith going into a theater with some guy. Something's going on"
"Well, I know two people who can spy on them" said Agnes before she went out to find the two people.
Agnes sees the two people she was talking about and she ran towards them. The two people were fanfic trap and Shinigamilover2.
"Hey, you guys" said Agnes
"Hey, Agnes" said Shinigamilover2
"You guys are going to watch RoboCop, right?" Agnes asked
"Yeah" Fanfic trap answered
"Well, Edith just walked in a theater where there showing RoboCop with some guy and-"
Agnes was cut-off by Shinigamilover2.
"You want us to spy on her?"
"Yeah, how'd you know?" said Agnes
"That's what everyone says" said Shinigamilover2
"Okay, we'll spy on them" said fanfic trap
Agnes left with the others and fanfic trap and Shinigamilover2 went to Theater 7 to spy on Edith and Craig.
They got in the theater and they see Edith and Craig sitting in the front row and fanfic trap and Shinigamilover2 sat in front of Edith and Craig as the movie started.
(50 minutes later)
Edith and Craig were watching RoboCop as their hands touched.
Fanfic trap threw up in an empty popcorn bucket when he saw in the movie, RoboCop without his suit, showing his whole body parts. Shinigamilover2, Edith, and Craig loved that part. Fanfic trap stopped vomiting and him and Shinigamilover2 spotted Craig sliding his hand inside Edith's pants and Craig was rubbing her Edith's pussy without anyone noticing.
Edith felt Craig's hand rubbing her and she was enjoying it.
"Hey" Craig whispered to Edith. "After the movie, you wanna get it on?"
"Fuck yeah" Edith whispered
(After the movies)
Kyle, Vanellope, Carrie, Tate, Margo, and Agnes walked out of the movies and they see Gru and Lucy. They walked to them and Lucy spotted Kyle and Vanellope.
"Aren't you kids from Norway?" Lucy asked. "With those alien robots?"
"Yes" Vanellope answered. "Thank you"
"Nice to see you both again" said Gru
"Hello, Mister Gru" said Tate
"Hello, Mister Langdon" said Gru. "Hey, where's Edith?"
Kyle and Agnes sees fanfic trap and Shinigamilover2 walking out the bathroom. Fanfic trap was looking a bit sick and took a seat on a bench. Kyle, Agnes, and the others walked towards them.
"Well, what happened" said Agnes
"I should've gone in there" said fanfic trap. "Don't go in there. Promise me, you don't go in there"
"What, me go in there?" said Kyle. "Dude, that will be the last fricking place I wanna go. Like I'm gonna go in there"
"Try getting a boner now" said fanfic trap
Edith and Craig were outside of the theater and Craig took out a napkin with his number on it.
"Here's my number" said Craig to Edith
"And here's my number" said Edith as she gave Craig her number
"You know, you have a tight pussy" said Craig before he and Edith began to kiss.
They were making out for three minutes and they pulled apart.
"See you later, Sexy" said Craig before he left
Edith was walking over to where her sisters and friends were. Lucy walked up to her.
"So, who's the guy?" Lucy asked
"That was Craig Tucker" said Edith. "He's amazingly hard if you know what I mean"
Agnes began to sing.
"Edith and Craig, sitting in a tree, F-U-C-"
"Whoa, whoa, whoa!" said Kyle as he held Agnes. "Don't go there". Kyle, Vanellope, and Carrie began to snicker.
Agnes's singing caught the whole theater's attention as she continued to sing.
"First comes love, then comes marriage, then comes penetration"
Agnes begins air humping as she played The Harlem Shake. Kyle, Vanellope, Carrie, fanfic trap, and Shinigamilover2 laughed at this.
Edith stopped Agnes and looked at everyone in the theater.
"She's just high on 'sugar'" said Edith. "She doesn't know what she's talking about"
"Okay, come on, let's go" said Gru
Then, everyone left the theaters.