Disclaimer: I don't own Warriors or Spaceballs. They belong to the geniuses who came up with them.
Cast list:
Lone starr- Fireheart
Barf - Graystripe
Princess Vespa- Sandstorm
Dot- Silverstream
Priest person- Mudfur
President Skroob- Brokentail
Dark Helmet- Tigerstar
Colonel Sandurz- Darkstripe
Rico- Barkface
Usher- Brambleclaw
Major Asshole- Scourge
Philip Asshole: Blackfoot
Bleep guy- Onewhisker
Yogurt- Tallstar
King Roland- Whitestorm
Prince Valium- Dustpelt
The Dink Dink guys- Birchkit, Smokepaw, Larchkit, Hollykit, Snowkit, Gorsepaw, Swiftpaw.
Pizza the Hut- Bluestar
Vinnie- Lionheart
Commanderette- Mistyfoot
Snotty- Whiteclaw
Marlene - Frostfur
Charlene- Leopardfur
Director person- Ravenpaw
Other characters may be added throughout the writing of this fanfic for roles I forgot.
If you have any complaints…deal with it.
The words nowbegin appearing on the screen.
Once upon a Greenleaf, in a forest very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very…(5 moons later)…very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very…
The text gets interrupted by Fireheart who can be heard meowing, "Can you get on with it"
Ravenpaw can also be heard meowing, "Sorry but you can't rush these things"
Deadfoot joins the conversation while the "verys" are still going. He meows, "Yes they can look." He then presses the fast-forward button and the verys all go by in a minute.
…very far away there lived a ruthless race of cats known as…SPACECLAN! DUN DUN DUN!
Chapter 99.9999999999999999999999999999999999 (3 moons later) 9999999999999999.……..
Now the cast is really angry and yell for Ravenpaw to stop it, but then Fireheart decided to take a leaf out Deadfoot's book and pressed the fast forward button.
"Hey why did you do that!" Ravenpaw asked.
" Cause it was getting annoying." Fireheart responds.
"Which is the point" meows Ravenpaw.
"JUST GET ON WITH IT" screams the entire cast.
"Ok ok. Jeez" Ravenpaw mutters.
…..9999
The evil, most mouse-brained….
At this point Darkstripe, Tigerstar, and Brokentail are yelling how it isn't true while Graystripe and Fireheart are laughing their heads off yelling, "It is so true"
Ravenpaw, really angry, says, "Stop it! We are wasting film! Right Cinderpelt"
Cinderpelt who is the camera cat responds, "We've wasted about 8 moons of film because of the 'verys' and '9s.' Can wecontinue now?"
….leaders of SpaceClan have foolishly destroyed all their precise forest by using the trees to sharpen their claws and eating more then they're supposed to, therefore destroying everything. So they have formed a secret-to-all-but-those-who-are-reading-this-and-themselves plan to steel the forest of their peace-loving neighbor ShunivindClan.
"'ShunivindClan?' What kind of a name is that!" Longtail yells.
"It's a combination of ShadowClan, ThunderClan, RiverClan, and WindClan." Ravenpaw explains.
"Get on with the movie!" Cinderpelt yells.
Today is Sandstorm's wedding day. Unbeknownst to Sandstorm but knownst to us, danger lurks in the paths around.
Now during this Sandstorm didn't say anything, but that was just so we can get this part over with. What she was thinking was, 'What the…. NO WAY AM I GETTING MARRIED!…Not to him anyways.'
By now the previous text had almost completely disappeared and new text came saying,
If you can read this, then congratulations, you can read English. Now your going to have to wait for the cast to stop complaining before you can read more.
ATTENTION READERS: Some characters may be OOC and I apologize for it.
Tell me what you think in a review!Hopefully the cast will stop complaining so I can get the next chapterout soon. It's highly unlikely though. Flames are welcome!