Okay..I'm feeling very random at the moment..IT WAS LEFT..and i still don't know what flame means...help?(sweatdrops) so umm..not much to say except I do not own Naruto...but i own the muffin I'm eating!Hehehe...muffin..Anyways,enjoy.

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To scare Morino Ibiki

Asuma sighed as he looked over at the sadistic Morino Ibiki.Over years,Asuma,Iruka,Kakashi and Kurenai had all tried mercilessly to figure out what had scared the professional torture-er.They tried spiderblack cats,small spaces(they shoved him in a closet...bad idea)and even hieghts(anorther bad idea:dangling him off a cliff).Then they tried asking him.Nothing.He just walked away.He left them thinking yet again.

Then one day,they were so desperate,they went to their students."Sasuke,Sakura,Naruto,do any of you know what Ibiki is afraid of?"Kakashi had asked his team. All he got was a bunch of head shakes.Asuma went up to his team.No answers.Iruka had asked all the young academy students...he got tackled,and drawn on.Never ask confusing questions to the little tykes.And Kurenai had simply not bothered after seeing what they got.As a matter of fact,she gave up on it.

But it wasn't over yet,even if Kurenai wasn't going to help them.Sasuke was interested,and so were Sakura,Naruto,Ino and Choji.Shikamaru thought it was just too troublesome.Then they had made a plan.It was time to see his biggest fear.

Morino was sitting at his desk,reading some papers.Suddenly,the lights go out.He sighed.It was probably those damn kids,always trying to get in trouble.Then suddenly,the door creeps open,he hears footsteps.

THUMP!

His heart beats faster than normal...

THUMP!

The footsteps were so loud in the empty room...

THUMP! CRASH!

What the hell was that?

"Ibiki"said an unknown voice."Wh-who's there?Who are you?"asked a now terrified Ibiki.Suddenly he sees fire lighting up the whole room."I'm your worst nightmare"said a hollow,husky voice,the only part of hte face showing were a pair of crimson red eyes.Wings spread out and he screamed.

Snickers filled the room.

...that's the last time people ever asked what Morino Ibiki was afraid of.

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Alright people..I'd like to thank Uchiha Sasuke for the fire,Inuyasha for borrowing his eyes((hehehe...he's still screaming in pain)),and a raven for the black wings.

Please review.!