A quick one shot I thought up randomly. Don't ask me how, where and when because I forgot.
Anyways, if you do not know who owns Red vs Blue, please leave this story. And section. For shame on you (just kidding).
Also, if Lisa comes off as a Mary-Sue, then so be it. I honestly don't care because it's not like I'm ever using her again.
This is set between Season 5 and Season 6.
The Pelican's hangar door opened, revealing a Simulation Trooper in azure colored armor. The soldier walked down the gangplank, and came to a stop beside Church.
"Guys, meet our new member, Lisa," Church responded with no interest whatsoever.
"Hello," a smooth female voice came out from the helmet.
"Alright! Another girl," Tucker cheered. "This place was becoming a sausage fest anyways."
"Oh quit your whining Tucker," Church snapped. "No one's in the mood to hear it."
"Yeah? Well no one's in the mood to hear your bitchiness," Tucker shot back.
"I am!" Caboose chirped from the sidelines.
"Shut up Caboose," was the synchronized response from both male shoulders.
Lisa walked over to Sister while the three males went at it.
"Are they always like this?" she asked.
"Pretty much," the yellow armored soldier said. "Now I have to go and ejaculate."
Lisa watched the other female's retreat in surprise and then looked over to the boys.
"Welcome to Blue Team," she whispered to herself.
Caboose was afraid of Lisa.
The girl wasn't like Tex, or Sheila, or Sister, which meant that Caboose had no idea on how to approach her. Which made her terrifying to him.
She didn't yell like they did, she tried to be helpful, and was all-around nice. She laughed at Tucker's jokes, took Church's yelling and attempted to quell his anger, and she even got along with Sister. These interactions just left Caboose unsure on what she was.
His teammates were having similar thoughts. Tucker was unused to a girl being so open and accepting of him without a fight, that he grew uncomfortable around her. Church didn't trust her and kept a watchful eye on her. Sister wasn't sure on how to interact with the girl, since she seemed to be able to handle her craziness without question.
This unease caused some tension in the base, making it unlivable. The only one who seemed unaffected was Lisa. She seemed perfectly fine and normal and that little fact is what threw the team off because no one in that canyon was normal. No one.
The tension came to an end in the kitchen. Lisa had been attempting to grab something from the top shelf, and made the mistake of asking Caboose, who was walking by with his weapon on hand, to help her. Caboose raised his weapon and shot her in the back; it was hardwired in his brain to shoot anyone asking for help. Lisa bled out to death with no one assisting her. Once dead, she was buried unceremoniously by the two other graves.
And just like that, peace was restored in Blue Base.