"Ace. You're fucking sexy." Sanji said firmly.
"Sanji. You make my dick happy." Ace said firmly.
"Lets get naked." Sanji smiled.
"Totally." Ace replied.

So they got naked.
And made out.
Zoro walks in the room.

"OH MY GOD." He screamed.
Zoro looked around.
"........Any room for one more?" He asked.

"HELL YEAH!" Ace yelled.

The end.
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