Hey people first I would like to say R&R pleaz! Second this is kind of random and possibly sucky but watev ill just do wat I have to!

(a/n: this is au cuz au roxs. As it says in the summary Timmy is having some girl issues when he gets over Trixe and starts liking an older girl)

Timmy: What am I going to do guys today when I passed by her at Atlantis I saw she was so beautiful the most beautiful creature I ever scene. And I knew I just wished us being merpeople 3 hours ago, but it was wonderful. Her hair was like a bottle of ketchup! Her eyes were like two aqua crayons, and her lips, if only I could touch those beautiful pieces of cotton!

Wanda: Are you sure Timmy I mean you just met this girl, are you ready to touch her. 'Cotton like lips'?

Cosmo: Of coarse he is and next time Timmy I would say pudding its more realistic.

Come on Wanda stop nagging and have a sense of kindness. Make a wish, make wish, make a wish.

Timmy: I wish…..I Wish-

Wanda now Timmy wait w minute are you sure about this? Remember think before you wish!

Cosmo: Nag, nag, nag! Do you ever stop nagging? Make the wish!

Timmy: Ok I wish I could meet that girl again, now!

(the suddenly girl appears)

Girl: How did I get hear?

Timmy: Uh, internet?

Girl: What?

Timmy: never mind. So I saw you before, and I just can't help but to wonder what your name is.

Girl: (thinks long and hard she couldn't screw this up, if he knew who she really was, he'd go away, but, this guy was sweet, so she had to keep things cool) Ariel, its Ariel.

Timmy: Oh, I'm Timmy Turn-…ip (he knew he couldn't give his exact name!)

Ariel: Well, where do you come from, i surely havent seen you around here before

Timmy: Dimms...-pale! yeah dimmspale! its on the other side if finnsdale yeah!

Ariel: i've never heard of that but..this is flounder! my best buddy in this deep blue sea!

Timmy:uh hi?

Ariel: so how old are you im 14, im the youngest in my family, i have lots of sisters!

Timmy:ummm 13 and a half! and i have an older sister we get along sooo well!

(a/n:im making ariel a little younger so the age diffrence isnt that bad!)

Timmy: im turning fourteen tommorow! my parents took me into town for me to..uh celebrate! and since im not from around here, uh would you like to celebrate it with me?

Ariel: Sure! id be happy to! here's my number! call me when your ready to have some fun!

Ariel swims off with flounder!

Wanda:Timmy you lied to her! about your age, where you live, your birthday! and your an only child!

Cosmo: stop nagging! Viki is like the sister he never, and never wants to have, hes almost fourteen! most people call our town dimmspale! And you couldnt believe the number of times people have called timmy, timmy turnip(laughs extactectly!)

(a/n: the next day! timmy is decideing on wheter to call ariel!)

Wanda: Just do it! you already lied to her! you daont want to break her heart too!

Cosmo: yeah, remeber the heart is in the eyes of its holders nose or...(starts babeling!)

Timmy: fine ill do it! (dials number) Ariel..yeah its me timmy, how bout i meet you at the park? ok 2? perfect!

to be continued!

yeah i know this is retarted but im using this as a...writing exercise! this coukdnt be anymore retarted! i kno! review if you feel like it! and blkah bah blah, this is the last time i write a story at 2 am!