The Rock's Joke Book Preview Disclaimer: The Rock belongs to WWF Wrestling. This is a parody, don't take it seriously.
Finally, The Rock has come BACK to the bookstore! For those who have been worked into a frenzy over the Rock's wrestling, now you can enjoy his sense of humor just as much. Here's a sample:
Set Up: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Punch Line: It doesn't MATTER why the chicken crossed the road!
Set Up: How many Jabronis does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Punch Line: It doesn't MATTER how many it takes!
Set Up: Triple H, Kane, and Kurt Angle walk into a bar-
Punch Line: It doesn't MATTER where they are, because The Rock is going to lay the smack it down on all their intoxicated candy assess!
Set Up: What time is it when Rikishi sits on a park bench?
Punch Line: That's the stupidest question The Rock's ever heard in his life. When the Rock's done with that fat assed sack of monkey nuts, he'll have plenty of time to sit on park benches! Maybe him and The Big Slow can car pull. Can you smell la la la la la la la la laoooowwww what The Rock is cooking!
Set Up: What's black and white and red all over?
Punch Line: Stephen's panties!