Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto.
Summary: As Kohana becomes busier and helping the Uchiha children fit well into the community, the parents, Naruto and Sasuke have been having a bit of trouble in the household as Asher and Navi are becoming crazy independent teens and Naru is pregnant with twins… Things can get a bit complicated…
AN: Yes; I support MPREG so I'm just warning you now, if you don't like it please don't read OR review. I don't like flames and I know you don't.
Also there is some swearing, as Sasuke happens to have a small swearing problem.
Eleven Years Ago…
"Sasuke, I need your opinion on something."
The raven turned from a box he was unpacking from Naruto moving in and looked into the blonde's eyes. "Sure."
"Umm, well what will be your thoughts on if you had a child…?" He hesitated and swallowed a mouthful of saliva that seemed to burn down his dry throat. "You know… Finally an heir to your clan…?"
Sasuke blinked and scanned Naruto's face. "Well, no. The idea is crap."
The blonde flinched and laid a hand on his stomach, "…W-why…?" Sasuke shrugged and continued to unpack the box glancing quickly over at Naruto and his slightly watering eyes. "I mean… Ugh, it's impossible dear. You're a male… I'm a male… I would love children but… If we adopt it wouldn't be the same…"
Naruto wiped his eyes and rubbed his stomach a bit more. "You thought it was impossible for us to get married… And we did."
The raven's eyes closed and he breathed in a large amount of air through his nostrils. "Yes, we did…"
"So the things you think are impossible always happen! You thought we would never date, you thought it was impossible for me to love you, you thought that I couldn't fit back into a size four! And all of that happened. Sasuke… I…"
Sasuke turned around to see Naruto's arms wrapped around his own stomach and tears rolling down his face. He stood up quickly, placing his hands on his spouse's shoulders.
Staring at Naruto's angel-golden hair he whispered; "Are you…?" His sentence hung and Naruto lifted his head and as more tears rolled down his face he grasped Sasuke's waist, fell down to his knees and started crying hysterically to the point he had to gasp for air. "Sa-! Sasu- ke!… I'm… going-!" He kept on sniffling in all of his tears and had to cough in between syllables.
Sasuke sat down and cradled Naruto into his lap.
"You're going to…?"
Naruto looked up into Sasuke's onyx eyes and took in a gulp of air and said, "I'm going to bear your… child."
Sasuke sat in science. Those words rang in his ears over and over again… He felt his heart beat. And it did it again… Each time it got faster and faster and he was happier each beat. He hugged Naruto tightly in his embrace and said "Finally. I love you. I love this baby, I love you…"
And as tears rolled down his face, the blonde looked at it. The ultimate level of Sasuke's happiness? Must be…
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Now…
"Dad! Come with me and Navi to go and practice out fire tech-!" "Not now Asher… I have to help your mom."
Asher rolled his deep, black eyes and sighed, "Okay dad…"
Sasuke saw his two dark haired sons grab the back of each other's shirts and laugh at each other.
Asher had dark eyes and black hair like his father and was eleven years of age. And Navi was ten, the unique one with black hair but one black eye and the other blue like his mother's…
Naruto glanced back up at Sasuke. "Go play with them Sasuke. They're not going to live here forever, you know?"
The raven glared back at his spouse. "I will tomorrow plus they'll be living here for like nine more years anyways."
Naruto laughed and touched Sasuke's arm. "Go have fun. I'll be fine. I'm only five months, it's not like I'm going to explode any time soon." He said as he stood up to get a glass of water.
Sasuke smiled and waved to Naruto and headed to the living room. Picking both of his sons up around their abdomens he smiled and said, "Who wants to make fire balls?" Navi and Asher both raised their hands. "Me!" "I do more than Asher!" Asher glared at Navi and tried to throw a punch at him. "Dad, I love you more than Navi does!" Sasuke giggled and started heading out the door. "NO!!! Dad, Asher's lying!"
Sasuke closed the door with his foot and laughed. "I know you both love me the same, cus I love both of you just as much."
The both of them smiled and wiggled out of their father's arms and ran towards the small pier. Sasuke sighed and smiled. "Just like the old times…"
Naruto: OI!!! How in the hell am I having a BABY??? And two? And already had two???
NC: Ohhh~ very carefully :D
Naruto: What is THAT supposed to mean??I'm confused!!!
Sasuke: (walks in) Baka... Who CARES? My clan is repenished! ;D
Naruto: I still want an explanation.
NC: Welllll....
Kyuubi: Sorry it's my fault stupid ass. Well, i'm not really sorry. I wanted kits. You wanted a child, hey, why not combine the two?
Naruto: But I was still a man...
Kyuubi: And I was still a demon pshycopath; now can you let me explain? You can make water into a sword with chakra right? Well I can make a baby out of your reproductive cells and Sasuke's. I just take extra skin from inside and create a nest for the baby. So your organs will be safe. By all means, I don't wanna die either.
Naruto: ...
Sasuke: I AM ALL POWERFUL!! *he's crazy*
NC: Soo see? It is possible in my world *smiles*
Naruto:I hate you... But then I love you at the same time :D
AN:So…??? Did you guys like this little intro? Lol well I hope you did and if you review it really makes me write way faster! Really lol! It motivates me. Haha well I'm trying my best! :)