*sigh* adding disclaimer, forgot the first
time around. me no own, you no sue. get it. got it. good.

"I cannot believe this is happening to me."

Scott Summers, leader of the mutant superhero team
known as the X-men, dropped his head into his raised hand and
sighed as only one who is dealing with extreme amounts of
foolishness can. It was a toaster, a god-damned toaster! He took
a moment to feel mildly guilty about the cursing, then went back
to the ranting in his mind. How could throwing a toaster, one he
had admittedly not finished paying for, at a an evil mutant bent
on world domination possible deserve a court trial? Did it not matter
that the aforementioned evil mutant had an extremely strong phobia
concerning toasters? And really, he was half way finished with writing
the check for the off-white household appliance. His check had gone
through, hadn't it? He had been doing a service to the entire city.
But no, none of that mattered to the cops. And apparently not to his
teamates either, because as he turned around to check on them they
attempted to turn snickers into "honest" apology. His own wife, even!
Scott Summers, mutant "terrorist" known as Cycops, sighed again and
turned back to here the judges final ruling on the case of
Sears-Roebucks vs. Scott Summers.