A Shadow Over Varrock
"Free stuff plox."
He won't stop following me, he knows that I am strong and rich. Damn the people in this town are annoying, but I'm the goddamn Batman, and I am sworn to protect them from evils. If only he knew that I wasn't just a rich businessman, but was also a goddamn crime fighter who doesn't always play by the rules. Then he might not bug me so much.
I continue down the road, passing the almost identical buildings, with their green windows, god they're ugly. That damn noob won't stop following me, it's almost as though he tied to me or something. God I hate it when this happens. Whatever, my bank is right in front of me. It sure is nice now that I've cleared the scum out of this place, and gave them a grand place to exchange stuff.
"Come on man, you've been playing forever, and I just started today. Can I please have some stuff?"
"No.. fuck off"
I take my Batman costume out of the bank, but he can't see this, because it instantly goes into my backpack.
"I'm gonna report you!"
"The admins have been trying to get me for years.. But you can't ban the NIGHT.. Which is what I am!" I say, and then disappear… into the night (via teleport).
I appear in Varrock town square. Then quickly run into a dark alley and begin to equip my Batman costume. As I am pulling on the legs, Back In Black by AC/DC plays. The song continues and then fades out as I finish equipping the armor.
"Back In Black!" I say in the most badass voice I can make, and then walk out into the street, ready to clean up the scum of the Earth, or whatever planet we're on.
I prowl the streets, beating up pimps, drug dealers, and the rest of the usual people who are out at this hour. After rounding a good number of criminals, I begin to head back home, to sleep. (Even though justice isn't allowed to sleep, I sometimes cheat on that rule a little.) As I am heading back, something hits me in the back. I spin around to see what it was. But can't seem to determine what it was. I begin to walk down the road, still on the look out for what it could possibly have been. At the end of the street, in the mist, a silhouette of a man appears. He is short, and has an umbrella, a pointed nose, and a top hat.
"I think you may finally have met your match Batman!" He yells, his voice and mannerisms sound just like Joe Pesci.
"Reveal yourself, because I have no idea who you are!" I call back.
Out of the mist emerges.. THE PENGUIN!
"THE PENGUIN!" I gasp.
"Yes it is I, THE PENGUIN!" says The Penguin. "And I've brought some.. Friends.. Hahaha"
A group of strange creatures that look like snakes but more armored, and with two clawed arms come out of the ground, followed by a group of atleast double the amount of the first monster. The new group is much smaller, and looks more like a pack of insect dogs with talons coming off of there backs.
"Rush him!" The Penguin yells, and they do. Except the snakelike ones move only slightly closer, and then fire something at me.
I pull out my batarang and throw it at the closest dog thing, this makes it explode. I do this to as many as I have batarangs, but soon realize that there's too many of them, and have to retreat down an alley. Soon I realize that I'm cornered, and that's there's no place for me to go..
"He's cornered and has nowhere to run to!" The Penguin says in his Joe Pesci voice. "Don't kill him yet, I want to savor this moment!"
I'm lucky that he decided to wait, because just then a shooting star flew by over my head. This gives me the power to transform into a car. But as I began to morph into the Batmobile, a red dot appears on the ground in front of me.
"Nuclear launch detected.." a voice says.
To Be Continued?