snape's disire

(A/N MAH STORY IS BUTIFUL AND U MUST B EVIL NAZI IF U HATE! NO1 LIKES U AND UR PARENTS PROBLY HAT U AND ULL NVER GET A GF!111!)

ridducolous snape says as a patronuss came out from the wand. it was a lily pad! "MAH LILY EVENS WHY DID U DYE?" snape yeled as he cut himself wit the lily pad. his blud drip on carpet as snape cryed tears of bluud. Ever since lily dye from voldmorte snape was depress and emo (didnt u wonder why his hare is blak and his clothes to?). snape went down too the basments of hogwart and saw the mirrorrorrim offo ERISDDISIRE (c wat i did there?) "OMGZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ I SEE MAH LILY!" snape sayed when he saw lily evens in the reflectionnoitcelfer (lulz i did it again im so clever!) snape sudenly got depressed an emo agan so he took the nife and cut himself but he cut to deep so he sirius blacked (lolz) out. BUT HE DIDNT DYE! snape opend eye to see dumblydoor standin there!11! "Y DID U SEWISCIDE? I THINKED I LOST U!111!" "NO1 CARES ABOUT ME! NEVER SINCE MAH LILY DYE NO 1 LOVE ME NO MORE!" snape yell "I LUVS U!" dumblydore said "OMGZ I LAV U TWO!" snape said they got marry and had alot of babys and live happy ever aftar! THE END (A/N: OMGZ THAT WAS SO CUTE DONT U THINK SO TOO I WONT RIGHT NO MORE IF I DONT GET 10 REVIWS BUY 2MORROW!)