My first attempt for a humorous musical fic. I'm not good on humor so bear with me. Thanks, and please review!

I don't own HP or the characters; JK Rowling owns everything.

This is the kind of musical where the characters burst into songs, and after that, people around them pretend like nothing weird happened. Oh yeah, I edited some words in the song, too, but I still don't own any of 'em, okay? Don't sue me. I'm poor.

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Harry Potter was finally get out of the Dursleys' house, because he was on his way to Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry for his Fifth Year. Unfortunately, he still had a day left with them. The next day, Harry was to leave with the Weasleys and spend the last few weeks of his summer with them. It was Dudley Dursley's birthday on his last day. Every year they HAVE to go somewhere to celebrate his birthday. The Dursleys are only taking Harry with them because of fear of his so-called dangerous godfather, Sirius. Honestly, Harry didn't want to go. He'd rather stay at home and polish his broomstick.

The Dursleys decided to take their Dudley to the newly opened Arcade at the mall. Harry, of course, couldn't play. He was to stay close and not cause trouble. Petunia and Vernon went to sit down in the corner, watching their Duddykins play and Harry block the view... Was that even possible? Harry stared at Dudley as he devoured his 6 slice of pizza when Harry only had one. Dudley was playing some video game with his greasy hand while Harry watched him lose and waste his tokens every time. The lighting suddenly focused on Harry and Dudley and it begins...

" I, don't don't don't believe I fell asleep talk's a waste of time

The roller coaster that I rode with you on your last birthday.

And all I see I don't don't don't believe

And what you see is what you get with me

Wasting all your time"

Harry stepped up the table and stared at Dudley still hypnotize with disgust.

"Going all the way, looking so helpless

Everyday

Daddy's little defect

All the same

Keep your filth away from me

If you want to live to twenty nine

So don't don't don't make a sound your father's around to play with your games again

The gift-wrapped all 49 and some were bigger than your brain

And all I see don't don't don't believe

And all you see is what you get with me

Wasting all your time

Wasting all your time"

Going all the way, looking so helpless

Everyday

Daddy's little defect

All the same

Keep your filth away"

Harry came down from the table and the lighting went back to normal. The rest of the arcade went back to normal as if nothing happened and Petunia was calling them to leave now.

"Duddykins! It's time to leave!" Petunia came forward and admired her son's inability in video games.

"Aww! Mum! I don't wanna leave yet! I didn't even get a prize!" complained the Duddykins.

"Don't worry, dear, we'll buy you one!" Vernon burst out behind Petunia.

"I don't want you to buy me one! I wanna win it!"

Harry just stared at them and laughed inside him at how stupid the Dursleys were.

"That's my boy! Hard-working! Unlike you..." He glared at Harry disgustedly. Harry ignored it because he knew that they were just jealous and still freaked out over what he is. Vernon went back to his pouting son, who was asking for more tokens. "But dear, we have to go now! It's really late! We'll just come back here or buy you a prize!"

"I want both!" whined the fat-assed spoiled brat.

"Okay, dear, anything you want!" The Dursleys went to the counter to buy their Duddykins a prize while Harry stands behind them, keeping at least three feet away.

After arguing with the manager, Mr. Dursley finally got his son the best prize, which costs more than it should, of course. "Are you happy now Duddykins?" Petunia asked watching his son proudly.

"NO! I wanna come back here tomorrow and we're not gonna leave until I say so tomorrow!"

"Anything you say!" Vernon agreed smiling.

The Dursleys got home and took out Dudley's cake while Harry was locked in his room watching the ceiling. 'I can't wait to get out of here...' The Dursleys started singing 'Happy Birthday' downstairs and Harry could hear it very well because Vernon kept adding high notes as if he were some kind of soprano. Finally, after what seemed like forever of hearing Dudley's voice complain, he fell asleep.

The next morning, Harry woke up early and sat on his bed all morning, ready to go. Each second felt like a horrible hour, and every minute started to feel like decade. He waited anxiously and occasionally paced back and forth across the room. Finally, after 4 hours, 10 minutes, and 4 seconds of waiting, it was time to leave.

The rest of the Dursleys were already awake, downstairs, eating breakfast nervously. Vernon's right hand, which was holding a cup of coffee, was shaking madly. The coffee was spilling all over the table, but nobody seemed to mind because of the growing fear inside all of them. Harry went down cheerfully and almost laughed out loud at the very sight of the scared Dursleys.

"Goon morning, Uncle Vernon!" Harry greeted cheerfully on purpose.

"Shut up, boy!" Vernon yelled as he finally let go of the coffee mug. "These... people... How are they coming here again?"

"Hmm..." Harry hadn't thought about that. They were probably going to come by Floo Powder like last year when they picked him up for the Quidditch World Cup. "Probably like last year, Uncle." Harry sat next to the shaking Dudley.

"What?! They're coming down from the chimney again? I won't allow it!" Vernon exploded as he banged his hand on the table.

"But there's no other way. Unless you want them to walk here in their robes, or drive a flying car out of Privet Drive!" Harry answered back. If he had spoken to his Uncle like this before Hogwarts, he probably would've been locked up in a trunk by now.

"Fine! We refuse to meet them again! Put your stuff in the living room and YOU wait for them!" Vernon went back to his seat and Petunia stood terrified behind him.

"Fine!" Harry stomped out the kitchen and fetched his stuff to take into the living room. 'Hmm. Too bad, Fred and George could've treated my dear cousin like they did last year.' He smiled to himself as he dragged his trunk into the living room.

After a few minutes of waiting anxiously a loud sudden thump came from the chimney. A cloud of dust surrounded the room. Harry covered his nose as he coughed.

"What in the bloody hell?" Vernon screamed, trying to see through the fog of dust. The chimney wasn't blocked anymore, unlike last year. It wasn't clean though. They never did care for it. Besides they were scared that the Weasleys might have put something magical in it.

After the cloud of smoke subsided, four Weasleys appeared, tidying out their robes. Fred and George were there, as usual. They looked pretty much the same, except for their sudden growth. Ron was still coughing when Harry saw him. He was same ol' Ron. Mr. Weasley was already meddling with the lamp in the corner.

"Hello there, Harry!" Fred greeted.

"Hey, George. How was your summer?" The twins snickered.

"It was great! We have all of our stuff for WWW planned out. We got new stuff this year too!" George replied.

"Ohhh..." Mr. Weasley who was trying to shake hands with Vernon caught Harry's attention. "Excuse me."

"Mr. Dursley! What a pleasure! I have always been interested in muggles. Weasley, Arthur Weasley." He extended his hand but Vernon just stared at it, horrified.

"Umm... pleasure to meet you, Mr. Weasley," Vernon replied smugly.

"Mr. Weasley! I think we better be going now." Harry interrupted.

"Oh right! Pleasure us being able to take Harry for the remaining weeks of his holiday! Goodbye now, Mr. Dursley." Arthur went towards his sons, who were getting Harry's stuff.

"All right now! Ron, bring Hedwig with you, and George, you go next." Ron smiled at Harry and disappeared in a whoosh.

"You now, Fred." Fred had the trunk and also disappeared in a quick whoosh. "All right, Harry you're turn." Harry's face turned into the biggest smiles. He felt this flutter in her heart.

"Today, I changed. It's too late. Cause everyone stayed the same I'm gone, so long.

Break out, cause I'm better off on my own!" Harry jumped up a couch and started to sing with utter joy.

"Today, I changed. It's too late. Cause the muggle world feels the same. I'm different and you're distant. Add it up and it makes a big difference." Mr. Weasley didn't seem to mind. In fact it was as if he didn't notice.

"Everybody's talking about me going back to the magic world I'm gonna celebrate it all day

Everybody's talking me going back to the magic world Flyin just to get away" Harry was practically crying because of joy.

"Stuck in Privet Drive. Stuck in Privet Drive. I'm lost with the Dursleys. Stuck in Privet Drive." Harry screamed on the top of his lungs and went back to his obviously weird dancing. "Today, I'm free. Hogwarts with the same old face. One way to shake this place that I can't escape! Today! Today!!"

After his little grand finale with hands in the air and struggle for high notes Harry jumped back down and went in the chimney. "The Burrow!" He screamed with all his heart. Harry felt like he was sucked up the chimney when he felt his tushy land on hard surface.

Ron who was standing in front the chimney was waiting for him. He helped Harry up and found the Burrow still looked the same. 'I'm finally home!' Well, at least one of his homes.

"Harry!" Ron greeted and hugged him. "How was the summer?

"It was okay," Harry lied. Ron knew that it was miserable of course. C'mon it was Dursleys! It was obviously miserable.

"Harry! I missed you!" Hermione, the bushy-haired, smart Gryffindor burst into the room and hugged him with a warm welcome smile.

"Missed you, too, 'Mione," Harry smiled as he went in the kitchen where he found Mrs. Weasley cooking.

"Ohh! Harry! You're here! Where's Arthur?" Mrs. Weasley welcomed him with a nice huge hug.

"He said he was just gonna Apparate back. He should be here in a few minutes," Harry replied as he pulled free of Mrs. Weasley's hug.

"Oh! Very well then! Your brothers are outside, Ron. Go help them de-gnome the lawn." Ron dragged his body to their lawn as his two best friends follow.

Fred and George were already kicking gnomes out. "Why can't your Crookshanks do the job, Hermione?" Ron asked pouting.

"Because Crookshanks has gotten tired of your gnomes! He has something better to do!" Hermione answered back.

"Oh yeah, what? Sit around and lick his stupid paws all day in my room?" Ron snapped back.

"Hmph! Fine! I'll get him out of your room!" Hermione stomped away and was so mad she accidentally kicked a gnome, which flew about ten feet in the air and landed on its bottom.

"Aww! Ron, she could've helped us! With that temper, she'd clean out the whole lawn forever!" George teased.

"Shut up, George!" Harry and Ron started the de-gnoming.

Hermione was sitting at the Weasley dinner table with Ginny trying to comfort her.

"Don't mind him, 'Mione." Ginny patted her back. "My brother's a big jerk."

"Yeah, a really big one." Hermione said as he sniffled.

"Aww... Ginny's right, dear. Don't mind him. Men can be such a bunch of gits sometimes," Mrs. Weasley said as she sat down with them.

"It's just that...Through my whole summer here he had been so nice to me..." Hermione's voice trailed off.

"I think you should say sorry to her, Ron," Harry suggested as he kicks a gnome. "We're all friends. Besides it's the only way to make her feel better now."

"I guess," Ron said listlessly and with a tone of sadness. "It's just that..."

"Summer loving had me a blast," Ron said as Harry listened.

Inside the house Hermione's lips also started to move. "Summer happened so fast." She sighed as she petted Crookshanks.

"I met a girl crazy for me," Ron sort of bragged as he turned to his friend with his googly eyes.

"Met a boy cute as can be," Hermione sighed in that girly kind of way.

"Summer days drifting away to oh, oh the summer nights," They both sighed as their lips moved in unison.

"Tell me more, tell me more. Did you get very far?" Harry chimed in. Ron glared at him, freaked out.

"Tell me more, tell me more-- Like did he take you to a bar?" Ginny sang in her somehow squeaky voice.

"Last week, she almost fell off the broom." Ron sighed dreamily as if recalling something.

"He flew by me and caught me before my fall." Ginny leaned forward listening attentively.

"I saved her life she nearly died." Ron said to the wide-eyed Harry.

"He showed off flying around." Hermione gave a small smile to herself recalling that day.

"Summer sun-- something's begun, but oh, oh the summer nights!" Hermione stood up and both of them started to get that dreamy look on their faces.

"Tell me more, tell me more. Was it love at first sight? " Mrs. Weasley and Ginny sang in unison. Hermione raised her eyebrows on the girls all listening to her.

"Tell me more, tell me more. Did she put up a fight? " Fred and George who came towards them joined Harry wide-eyed. Ron ignored them and stood in the middle of the lawn. "Took her shopping at Hogsmeade."

"We went strolling drank butterbeer " Hermione who was now up the chair singing to the wide-eyed girls with their dreamy eyes and sighs.

"We made out behind the bar." The rest of the guys leaned forward as if Ron was some kind of preacher.

"We stayed out till ten o'clock" Hermione blushed a little bit and the girls giggled.

"Summer fling don't mean a thing, but oh, oh the summer nights!" Hermione and Ron sang lifting their hands in the air.

"Tell me more, tell me more--" Harry and Fred sang in unison. "But you don't gotta brag," George continued with a tiny scowl on his face.

"Tell me more, tell me more," The Weasley women chorused. "Cause he sounds like a drag, " Ginny added looking listless. Hermione and Mrs. Weasley glared at her.

"He got friendly holding my hand" Hermione blushed as she skipped to the seat across her.

"She got friendly down in the sand" The guys started to hoot as Ron's voice flowed out.

"He was sweet just turned fifteen." Hermione jumped down the floor and started to twirl around.

"Well she was good you know what I mean" Ron's ears started to turn pink while the others made all the weird noises guys usually made.

"Summer heat boy and girl meet, but oh, oh the summer nights!" Ron took out a gnome kicked it in the air. The guys stared at him like he was a god. Hermione hugged herself with a smile and sighed a dreamy sigh.

"Tell me more, tell me more!" The two girls sang. "How much galleons did he spend?" Mrs. Weasley chimed in while the two other girls stared at her raised eyebrow.

"Tell me more, tell me more--" The guys stood up snapping their fingers to the tune. "Could she get me a friend? " Fred continued and the snapping stopped and they all stared at him as his whole face turns scarlet.

"It turned colder; that's where it ends," Hermione's dreamy face was gone.

"So I told her we'd still be friends..." Ron stopped the dreamy look too while the other guys sat at the ground listening to the tragic end of the song.

"Then we made our true love vow." Hermione sighed and stared out the window and saw Ron.

"Wonder what she's doing now" Ron saw Hermione staring, at which both of them turned seven shades of red.

"Summer dreams ripped at the seams... but oh... those summer nights..." The two main singers sang in with their best high-pitched voice in unison with their so-called posse hanging on their last few words. Ron unusually had a great voice as he pulled off the last note. Hermione opened the door of the kitchen. The boys turned their heads.

"Tell me more, tell me more..." The two back-up girls and the three boys sang all in perfect unison while Ron and Hermione stared at each other in pain.

The world went back to normal and Mrs. Weasley called the boys in for lunch. Ron stayed in place, staring at Hermione.

"Ron! Lunch!" Mrs. Weasley screamed out, which broke his temporary trance.

"Lunch! Finally, woman! I was starving!" Fred complained as he sat at the table.

Ron ran in and sat across from Hermione at the table. Mr. Weasley finally Apparated back. He was not alone. He had with him the Head of the Ministry of Magic, Cornelius Fudge.

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First chapter done. Love it? Hate it? Review it! Woo. Don't own Sugar Cult or Grease. Thanks, and I'll try to update ASAP. Thanks so much to my Beta Reader, Shadow!! Thanks!

Beta's Note: You're welcome. ^_^ -Dark_One Shadowphyre