These are going to be updates rather randomly, whenever inspiration hits.

NOTE: You need to be familiar with CLAMP to fully understand the joke.

Misa woke up when a round object was dangling in front of her face.

"Good Mo-orning, Misa-Misa!" A voice rang loudly from behind her, causing her to jump. The round object that she couldn't make out was no longer there, and she turned around to see Matsuda standing behind her, looking innocently happy. She could almost see the rainbows, smiley faces, and hearts dancing around him.

"Uh… good morning, Matsuda…" She blinked and realized that she was sitting at her desk. Well, at least he didn't come to her when she was in bed or else a hell lot of embarrassment would ensue. "What are you doing here?"

"I have an offer for you, Misa-Misa."

"Oh? No, Misa is not planning on marrying you anytime soon."

"No, Not that! I… wanted to give you something… before he comes to eat it. Like he did with another."

What is he talking about? "What do you mean? Who is he? Who is going to eat anything? Matsuda, are you-"

She was interrupted when noise came from downstairs and Matsuda started panicking. "Quick, before he'll know I have what he wants! Misa, I'd like to give you-"

"Matsuda," Misa shook her head and put a hand on his shoulder. "Calm down. These were just the neighbors from next door. They always do it, whatever they are doing that they must keep so secret."

"Oh, okay! Anyway, I've been having this contained for a while, and it's still fresh, but I couldn't think of anyone else who'd take it, and since you might find it comforting to have it after Light-kun died n' all-"

The same mysterious round object dangled in front of her again, and Misa realized in horror what it was.

"-So you can have Light-kun's eye!" Matsuda finished innocently.

She just stared and stared at him in horror, before the unmoving silence was broken by Matsuda.

"Come on, take it! For free!"



"Matsuda…. How did such a disgusting idea enter your-" Innocent and un-perverted, "-mind?"

"Oh, it's a funny story actually! You see, I've been reading a bunch of CLAMP Manga lately-"

"What Manga?"

"Clamp Manga. CLAMP are a group of four women who create Manga and I've read a bunch of their Manga, so I noticed that a lot of their characters lost one of their eyes at some point, or just took another character's eye to replace theirs, because it gives them something from the eye's former owner- and anyway, this eye was the only thing left from Light's body so I took it, and then this psycho clone from one of their mangas entered this universe and wanted to have my eye, but I didn't want him to eat it like he did to a magician's eye because Light's eye is so valuable, so I thought you might find comfort by knowing that there is a part of him left like Subaru from X did and- Misa?" He blinked upon realizing that she was no longer there. He shrugged.

"Oh well. She missed a good opportunity. Now I just need to make sure that the psycho clone-thingy doesn't eat that eye."

He turned around to be faced by a certain giddy looking clone.

"Now can I have his eye? It looks like it'll taste like chocolate!"