Caillou and Uniqua
One day when caillou had just gotten back to shit shitty one bedroom apartment from chemotherapy he noticed something wrong. He realized that some stuff in his apartment had been moved around. He decided to look under his bed for some fucked up gay reason and found his crazy bitch ex-girlfriend uniqua. He immediately snapped yelling at her telling her to get out, and because of all the commotion his autistic 60 year old mom came running into the room thinking caillou was in danger. But when she came into the room her mouth dropped to the floor, because caillou was standing over uniquas lifeless bloody body with a prison shank that he had made when he went to prison for raping three homeless orphans. His mom immediately started sucking his dick because he was so brave and masculine for killing that bitch. But because caillous mom was fucking caillou his dad suddenly realized that she had been gone to long so he went to investigate. But when he walked into his room he did not expect to see his wife of 55 years sucking their gay anal cancer infected son. So he picked up caillou by his 1 inch dick and threw him into the glass window in his room, but his dad threw him to hard and caillou smashed tight through the glass window and plummeted 835 feet into the hard concrete ground. But somehow caillou did not die on impact he just suffered a broken anus, every limb was bent backwards, his face looked like a prisoners asshole in Guantanamo bay, and his dick was bent 90 degrees. So as he tried to use all his energy to crawl his broken frail bloody diseased STD infected body to the sidewalk a 1993 white ford bronco (which turned out was being driven by O.J Simpson who had just murdered his wife) ran over him breaking his spine and squishing his skull. His mom then ran out to see if caillou was still alive… but he wasn't he looked like a can of chef Boyardee that had been spilled on the ground and ran over by a car. The only thing that was left of his pathetic shit demon possessed cancer infected body was his 1 inch dick that had been cut off and thrown on the road when he was run over. So his mom walked over to it and gave it one last suck, but then her abusive drug dealing husband that had previously thrown caillou out of their window leading to his death walked out with a needle of black tar heroin and a pump shotgun in his hand and shot her in the vagina. He then fucked her dead corpse in front of multiple children that had walked by and numerous adults as well. He then shot himself in the dick killing himself as he just committed double homicide. They then all went to hell and got raped by Satan and Hitler as they had a secret child molestation dungeon in their basement where they raped children daily.
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