Summary: You know those moments that are extremely awkwardly hilarious but at the same time you have no clue what to say/do at the time...well I think everyone knows what these moments feel like so I'm writing this story to not only make these awkward moments funny but to hopefully help come up with some freaking hilarious replies to these awkward moments, because guess what? They sort of.. happen.
I'll start this one out since I don't have any reviews or pm's to give me a awkward moment.
Day 1: Tormented Character: Hidan
Situation: Hidan's reaction to a pimple.
Summary: Hidan has just woken up and headed to the bathroom, when he stopped to look at himself in the mirror because we all know he looks damn good.
"What the Fuck!"
Gazing into the mirror Hidan had come across the most disgusting thing he had ever laid eyes on and to his greatest surprise it was on his face. Not knowing what to do he quickly stabbed the pimple with his scythe creating a nice open wound right smack dab in the middle of his forehead. The crimson blood ran down his head but that damn pimple still left a blemish on his perfect face. As he took his scythe again to the pimple he slipped on the tile floor and came crashing down on said scythe, managing to, yes you guess it, decapitate himself.
"Fuck, not again. Kakuzu's going to be pissed." And at this comment Hidan took a breath an hollered to his roommate.
"KAKUZU! I NEED YOUR HELP!" An angry voice then shouted back.
"FOR THE LAST TIME I'M NOT SEWING YOUR DICK BACK ON EVEN IF YOU PAY ME!"
A/N: I have such a sadistic mind... Anyway remember next time you get a pimple (If you get one) it could be worse, much, much worse.
And please leave a review or pm me if you have a moment and victim that I should write about.
Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto. Enough said... Oh wait maybe not, you see I own a mirror like in the story...that's adout it.
From a schizophrenic author you might have heard of but probably not because that would be creepy unless you're one of my friends that I told this story to... but they don't review my stories so I guess you aren't one of those friends not that you aren't my friend it's just I don't know you so yeah,
~awesomepigman