Why you should NEVER fool around with Kirsty Cotton
I do not own Hellraiser or any of its characters
Xipe Totec also known as Pinhead by his Gash and other denziens of Hell roamed the Labyrinth aimlessly. He was lost in thought but quite aware and at the ready should his master Leviathan need him. He rounded one corner when he heard the pleasant chime. Someone was opening the box. He was being summoned. Quickly he gathered the main members of his Gash; Female, Chatterer, and Butterball. His 3 closest friends.
He went through the portal along with his Gash and found Kirsty Cotton, his greatest most respected nemesis holding the lament configuration in her hands smiling smugly. Pinhead eyed her with little interest as one who has seen it all and done it all before. "We meet again child." Pinhead greeted. "Yes we have Pinhead, and this time its personal." Kirsty responded tartly. Pinhead's eyebrow raised slightly in subtle curiosity. Where was the frightened girl begging for her life; her very soul?
Pinhead began for the first time in his long life started to feel uneasy. "Intersting child, what is it you are thinking of?" Pinhead responded. Before Kirsty could respond a young child came running out straight to the pin-headed cenobite. "Daddy!" He yelled happily. Pinhead glanced down curiously at this child and back to Kirsty. He looked at her not understanding. "That is your son you bastard!" Kirsty yelled suddenly making the cenobites Pinhead included, jump in surprise. "What? NOOO!" Pinhead yelled back his dark eyes widened in surprise. He glanced back at his Gash. "Its not true. Guys its not true!" Pinhead stammered.
Female, Chatterer, and Butterball all laughed. "Congratulations Pinhead." Female laughed leaning on Chatterer for support. Pinhead looked at Kirsty and back to the small boy wrapped around his legs. No doubt the child was his. Gently he disengaged himself from the child fled back to Hell. "BULLSHIT!" Pinhead screeched and ran running as fast as he could away from Kirsty, his Gash, the child. He needed to consult Leviathan and see what to do.
All the while running to his master his mind kept replaying the event that happened 4 years ago. The one night of passion he had with Kirsty Cotton. Who knew that it would lead to this?
'I know why you have come my son. You are concerned about the child that is the son of Kirsty Cotton. Be assured the child is yours; the night of passion of copulation you shared with the female human resulted in this child's birth. YOU are the child's sire and YOU will take responsibility for your actions. I will not have a human female screeching her head off in here looking for a deadbeat father. Angelique is bad enough.' Leviathan intoned in its monotone voice.
Pinhead groaned inwardly. He was not the fatherly type. He didn't think that he would need to wear a condom because he was a totally different species than Kirsty. But then he remembered that even though Leviathan changed him he couldn't work miracles. He still had sperm and apparently could impregnate females of any species.
Pinhead sat down to think. He didn't need any of this. Really he didn't. He thought about asking about Merkova but decided against it. She and her Gash lived on the other side of Hell and he didn't know how she would react to him being the father of a half human half cenobite child. He didn't even know how she would react to him copulating with a human…not just any human but Kirsty Cotton.
Although not all of the cenobites knew Kirsty personally they knew OF Kirsty. And even though Pinhead wasn't too crazy about the human female, he didn't really wish her to come to any harm. Merkova was not one to mess around with. She was highly unpredictable and not too friendly. Worse in some ways than Pinhead.
"great. Now what the hell am I supposed to do? Pinhead growled angrily.
that's all I have for now. Was going to be a one shot but might make more chapters.
I wonder how Merkova will react to a human/cenobite child or Kirsty? (no in this story Merkova and Pinhead are not paired like they are in the comics)