It was 2011 and it was time to decide the songs for the UK top chart. England was listening to all of the songs reccomended and none of them seem to fit the bill. England then searched through YouTube for a quality song for the chart until he found one song
* During the world meeting *
It was a normal meeting, as normal as it could get with all of the screamings, arguing, and pasta. England sighed, he was currently listening to 2011's best song. America, being the curious prick, glanced and snatched the headphone before putting it on his ears
"Woah dude, you're listening to-" Before America could finish his sentence, England lunged at him and snatched the headphone away from him before leaving, telling them to 'Fuck off'
"What was that?" The other nations stared at the door, dumbfounded
They opened the UK's top chart 2011 (America was too traumatized to actually tell them anything) and found the first song. They searched the song up in YouTube and their eyes widened as they listened to it, they were so going to mess with England in the next world meeting
* The next world meeting *
England stepped inside of the meeting room where he was met ny the Allies smirking at him
"Oh England~" France chirped from behind his back before falling onto England's arms
"What do you want, frog?" France giggled a bit before continuing
"Oh I haven't had breakfast and I'm starving" England rolled his eyes
"So?"
"Can I have some of your chocolate salty balls?" England immediately blushed, his face was like a tomato
"W-what?" France smirked, jackpot
"Oh it's just I'm so hungry I want to stick some of your chocolate salty balls in my mouth" England reddened some more
"Please go away" Russia then went up to him
"I want some of them too~" Then China, then America
"I want to try some of your chocolate salty balls, aru" America then picked England up bridal style before smirking
"Can I have some too?" They made moaning noises. England was both terrified and embarassed. The English nation then pull his gloves off and slapped each of them on the face before fleeing. They all laughed. Hard.
"Oh man, did you see the look on his face?" America laughed the loudest. Canada recorded the whole thing and post it on Youtube titled 'England's Chocolate Salty Balls'
England finally made it home and he regretted his choice. The nation slumped back on his couch before the ghost of someone appeared
Yes ladies and gentlemen, it was Chef
"Keep making some salty balls" Chef said before disappearing to thin air. England was blessed by Chef's chocolate Salty balls and Mr. Hankey the Christmas poo
And thus, England learned a lesson, don't do school, stay in drugs and never choose explicit American Adult Sitcom soundtrack as your top song