Hello. I just wanted to set some ground rules before I started. In Kingdom Hearts, the Final Fantasy characters are cameos. Cameos that all come from the same world. So, instead of writing some big, elaborate dealy, I've decided that if Square and Disney want to disregard stuff, so will I.

Both stories of FF7 and FF8 happened to the characters that they were supposed to happen to. I'm also ignoring that certain people are dead or crazy. So...take it as it is and don't yell at me.

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Okay, in case you're wondering what the deal is; this will be a continuing story of Leon and Yuffie. It is not a love story by any means, in fact, this whole thing started as an answer to those stories. Also, it's kinda AUish, as in most characters are a little exaggerated.

Rated for future swearing and violence

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The Adventures of Leon and Yuffie: Episode #1:

The Trouble with Moogles .o.o.o.o.o.o.o.o.o.o.o.o.o.o..o.o.o.o.o.o.o.o.o.o.o.o.o.o.

A cool breeze lazily blew on Leon's face as he stood by the item shop of Traverse Town. He thought to himself as he watched people go about their business. He thought about what had happened to him in the last few months. The heartless had attacked his home, pushing everyone out and making it their headquarters. He had barely escaped, but none of his friends had…not even Rinoa.

He had ended up in Traverse Town, finding a few others from his world who escaped. They had banded together, for if no other reason than to be near someone who reminded them of what they lost. Leon had been in silent agony then, not knowing what happened to everyone he loved. It wasn't until King Mickey had talked to him and Aerith that his life took purpose again.

The king had informed him that there was possibly a way to restore things as they had been. If they could find the keyblade and it's wielder, they could lock the Kingdom Hearts and restore the worlds to what they were. The king had told them to keep a look out, and asked that Leon watched over the citizens of Traverse Town.

Until he found the answers, or the key, he swore off his name. It sickened him that the man who bore his former name could do nothing to protect his friends. He wouldn't bear it until he set things right. He would find answers.

"Excewes me mwista Weon, can you get my kitty off of that woof," came a voice from behind him. Leon's eyelids lowered.

Until he found the answers, he still had to put up with the citizens of this town.

I miss Ultemicia... Leon looked over at a small boy, who pointed to a cat who sat on the roof of the store Leon was standing by. Leon's eyes narrowed, that suspiciously looked like one of the alley cats that kept him up all night singing. He looked at the boy again, who made a pitiful face.

Leon sighed heavily and climbed up the boxes near the store and got on the roof. He reached for the cat, who backed up. Growling, Leon lunged, grabbing the cat and falling off the roof. When he landed, the cat scratched him and ran off with the boy, both laughing.

The SeeD sighed again, picking himself off the ground. As he brushed the dust from his pants, he saw Yuffie sneaking out of the item shop, carrying a box. She was moving around carefully, trying to make sure no one noticed her.

"…"

Looking closer, Leon saw that the box was marked, 'Potions: Property of Huey, Dewey, Louie.'

"….Yuffie." At that, the ninja stopped, looking around.

"Give it back." The girl noticed Leon and smiled sheepishly.

"I just bought them." She batted her eyelashes. Leon groaned and grabbed her arm, leading her like a child back to the triplet ducks' shop.

When the two went in, all three ducks saw the box, and all three glared at Yuffie. Hewey spoke up,

"Thanks Leon. She's made off with stuff of ours before." At that, Leon looked down at her, glaring. She giggled a little, took a step back, then bolted out of the door.

Leon ran after her through the town. The ninja was quick, but the SeeD knew how to track people. He nearly caught her, but she suddenly turned. In her hands was the same cat he had 'rescued' earlier. She threw it at Leon, and it immediately started clawing his head.

Prying the cat off, Leon looked around, and found the girl was gone. He grumbled and dropped the cat, who hissed and ran off. Rolling his eyes, Leon went back to his hotel room.

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"Whinny the Pooh, whinny the," click

"Beauty and the," click

"When you wish upon a," click

"A whole new," click

"The History Channel proudly presents: the battle of Pride Rock" click

"You've think you've seen them before, think again!! Princesses Gone Wild 4!" click

Leon threw the remote at the TV. It bounced of and landed at the floor. The SeeD stood from his chair and stretched. He grabbed his gunblade, deciding take a stroll through town and make sure that no one was in trouble. He was nearly hit by the door as it swung open. Fuming, Yuffie stamped in.

"Stupid Moogles!!" she screamed, kicking over a chair. Leon looked at his now broken chair and glared at the ninja.

"That was my favorite chair…" The girl didn't seem to notice that, instead she turned over an ottoman.

"They tricked me into buying a blaze shard beard trimmer! What am I going to do with that?!"

"…"

"I used all my hard-earned money buying it!" She threw all the covers off Leon's bed as he straightened.

"What hard-earned money?" Yuffie stopped in mid-kick towards the nightstand at his tone. She looked sheepishly at him.

"I um…got a job?"

"Doing what?"

"Investment banking."

Leon rolled his eyes. "On an unrelated subject, what happened to the 50gil that was on my dresser?"

"Umm…I don't know…," The ninja shuffled uncomfortably.

"Well, gotta go…trim…my beard."

"Yuffie..." Leon's tone didn't sound friendly. Yuffie stopped and handed him the trimmer. He left and headed for the Moogles' shop, grumbling.

Yuffie noticed that Leon had forgotten to lock his door. Grinning, she let herself in and started digging around his things. He seemed to have locked most of his cabinets, but she noted his underwear drawer was open. In it, she found a small ring.

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Leon stood outside the Moogles' shop, preparing. The seasoned SeeD veteran knew that the Moogles would do whatever they could to trick him into buying something. Even he couldn't withstand their powers of adorableness. Taking a deep breath, he walked in.

Mosh, the ringleader, first noticed Leon's entrance. "Leon! Hello, kupo!"

"Hey…I just came to return this," he said, holding the item up. At that, all three of the Moogles in the room stopped what they were doing and looked up. They all fluttered over, faces concerned. Moorock moved closer to Leon, eyes large.

"What is wrong with our wares?"

"Nothing." Leon tried to remain strong. "I just want my money back." That didn't seem to please them. Mogrika jumped up.

"If you didn't want it, why did you buy it?!" The little Moogle glared at the SeeD, creeping him out slightly.

"I didn't buy it…Yuffie stole money from me and did. I just want it back." The Moogles all looked at each other again. Mosh floated closer.

"But, we worked on our wares so hard…we hoped you'd like it anyway." He wiggled his ears and nose.

Moorock also came closer.

"Have we shown you the new lucid shard gunblade polish?" The red ball on his head seemed to grow larger. Leon shook his head.

"Isn't it just normal sword polish?"

Mogrika moved closer. They all now formed a semi-circle around Leon, wiggling their noses and ears. The Moogle spoke up.

"Perhaps, but there is an image of a gunblade on it, so as not to be confused."

"…"

"I heard," started Moorock, "that it makes gunblades SO shiny, that heartless flee when they look at them."

"…."

"We got this item just for you," Mosh now spoke, "We got it for you, because you help keep our home and store safe. We hope you'd like it."

"…..I'll take three." Leon bought the polish and went for the door. As he reached for the handle, he stopped, realizing what the Moogles had done.

"….DAMMIT!!" He stormed out as the Moogles giggled.

As he left, Leon looked to his right, and dove just in time as Doom Train came rolling down the alley, taking out a wall of another store as it went by. Leon got up, brushing off his pants and watching the train go. If memory served him, his Solomon ring was supposed to be in his underwear drawer. He didn't recall it ever going off on its own.

He ran for his room and opened the door. Inside, Yuffie was wearing his favorite boxers over her shorts and dancing about the room. She stopped when she saw him, face going pale.

"Um…I'm….Squall-woman..?"

"……"

"Heh heh….gotta go!" She started for the door. Leon grabbed his gunblade and went after her, furious. She bolted out the door, boxers still on her. Through Traverse Town they ran, nearly knocking over the elderly and children in their way. As Leon turned one corner, Doom Train was bearing down on him.

"!!!!" Leon jumped out of the way at the last moment, landing ungracefully on his backside. Before he could stand, he felt something jump on his chest. He looked up, and saw a well-dressed cricket there.

"Hello! I'm Jiminy Cricket, the royal court's recorder, you

remember me, right?"

"…"

"I'm here to be your conscience!"

"….."

"So from now on, you'll be taking orders from me!"

"……."

"Let's go save some cats from trees!"

"…..I have to do something first." Leon got up.

Jiminy jumped on his shoulder.

"Okay, let's go!"

"…." Leon ran towards where he last saw Yuffie. He quickly found her, and drew his gunblade.

Jiminy jumped up. "What are you doing?!"

Leon sneered. "I'm going to kill her."

"Woah now, let's not be silly. Ha haaa…"

"I'm not, I'm really going to kill her." As Leon started for the ninja, Jiminy cracked him in the face with his umbrella.

"Ow!!"

"You can't kill her!" he hit him again.

"Okay! But we have to stop Doom Train."

At that, Jiminy sat back down on Leon's shoulder. "Okay! Let's go!"

"…" The SeeD found Yuffie skipping the street, she was counting money. Leon grabbed her.

"Give it back."

She looked at him funny. "Give what back?"

"The ring."

"Oh." She fished it out of her pocket and handed it to him. Leon quickly put on the ring and called off Doom Train as it was about to take out Cid's shop. He sighed, taking the ring off. At this point, Yuffie went back to skipping and counting money. Leon noted his boxers were gone and grabbed her. She jumped this time.

"Hey! It's not your money!"

"Who's is it?"

"Old Lady Midchin's." She pointed to an elderly lady, who was holding Leon's boxers and winking at him.

"………"

End of Episode #1

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Enjoy it? I hope so. More to come later if I get a good response.

Remember, reviewing is what makes the sun shine…if reviews were actually gas combustions…

…just please review.

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Leon and Yuffie will return in:

The Gummi Adventure