A/N: Hey guys! It's been a while since I last published anything on here, but my other story Nostalgic Nights had such great feedback, and I wanted to return with another story. In case you haven't read the summary, this fanfic will be a series of humorous drabbles about various pairings and friendships. To help you guys navigate through chapters if you're looking for specific pairings, I'll put the pairing in brackets next to the chapter name. On another note, if you have an idea for which you'd like me to write a drabble, PM me! I'm more than happy to consider requests, though I may not accept every one - (this really depends on how I feel about the idea and whether I have time).

That's it for now. Onto the first of overdramatic drabbles, here's some leafgreenshipping fluff for y'all.

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Taming His Spiky Hair

Gary straightened his bow tie and smirked in front of the mirror.

Why hello there, handsome.

A knock sounded on the door, followed by his girlfriend, Leaf, entering the room. Gary turned around to greet her but stopped short when he saw the expression on her face.

She looked incredulous.

Without a word, she pushed Gary into the chair in front of the mirror and furiously began shuffling around the dresser's contents. She set aside various bottles of hair gels and grabbed a comb before she began working away at his hair.

"Leaf, what are you – is this really necessary?" He tried to shoo her hands away, but it only made her even more determined to finish whatever she was trying to accomplish.

"Come on Gary. It's your sister's wedding. You should at least try to make yourself look presentable," Leaf said. Gary yelped when she somewhat forcefully pulled the comb through his hair. He opened his mouth to speak again, only to cough when a burst of hairspray clouded his head.

"OW – watch it," Gary said through gritted teeth as she viciously pulled the comb through his hair once again. Leaf made a face at him in the mirror and continued her so-far unsuccessful work. Gary endured five more minutes of her various attempts to style his hair before Leaf placed the comb on the vanity. His hair was still messy and spiky, however now it only smelled heavily of product.

"I give up," Leaf said as she wiped her forehead. Gary smirked.

"Sweetheart, you've got to know that the hair is just as untameable as the man himself." Leaf rolled her eyes.

"Honey! You and Gary should get going! The ceremony starts in an hour, and you don't want to miss Daisy walking down the aisle, do you?" Leaf's mother called from downstairs.

"We're on our way, Mrs. Green!" Gary said. He swiveled out of his chair and straightened his back, formally offering his arm to Leaf. "Shall we?"

Leaf bit her lip as a smile graced her mouth. "We shall."


One wedding and a few drinks later, Gary and Leaf found themselves alone together in one of the janitor's closets during the reception. Leaf bit back a gentle moan as Gary's lips traveled down her neck and to her collarbone, her fingers tangling themselves in his hair.

"Arceus, I love you," Gary whispered against her skin. Leaf mumbled something incoherently before pulling his head back up to press her lips against his. Gary's fingers dug into her waist, and this time Leaf let out a small moan as she continued to obnoxiously run her fingers through his hair.

Leaf pulled back from Gary, panting as his forehead rested against hers. She smiled and opened her eyes briefly, about to go in for another kiss before she pushed Gary away from her and held him at arm's length.

"What are you-" Gary stopped abruptly once he saw the look on Leaf's face. She was in awe, her mouth slightly ajar and her eyes wide. Her expression rapidly shifted from awe to excitement and her eyes suddenly sparkled.

"Woah." She clasped her hands happily and was smiling so wide it threatened to split her face in half. "Oh my Mew, oh my Mew!"

"Erm, what's gotten into you?" Gary wasn't sure if he should have felt annoyed or startled. On one hand, Leaf had just abruptly ended their epic make out session, but on the other hand her sudden fangirling was starting to freak him out.

"Your hair." Leaf slowly reached out her hand, and Gary stood their frigidly as she touched it. Just what was she doing? "It's not as spiky anymore," Leaf said. She pulled out her phone and held it up to his face, where Gary saw his reflection. Indeed, his spikes appeared to have been slightly pushed back. "It looks good on you." Leaf smiled.

Gary smirked. "Everything looks good on me." Leaf smacked him lightly on the chest, but her smiled remained on her face nonetheless. Gary hungrily pulled her back in for another kiss, but she dodged his lips.

"Ah ah," she said. "I had to make out with you for twenty minutes just to get your hair to sit still. I will not risk messing it up again." Gary opened his mouth in protest as Leaf dragged him out of the closet and back to the reception.

"Maybe I like having you mess up my hair when we kiss," Gary said with a pout.

"Don't be such a baby," Leaf teased. "If you'd bothered to use your brain a few moments ago, you'd have realized that we just discovered the scandalous secret formula to making your hair look good." Leaf smirked up at him suggestively.

Gary's mouth formed an 'o' shape before he wriggled his eyebrows at her. He swiftly pressed a kiss to her knuckles and happily followed her back to the reception, wearing a smirk of his own.

After this, he didn't care if it meant all the dressing up in the world - he'd definitely make sure they attended formal events more often.

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A/N: Et fini. How did you guys like it? If you haven't figured it out by now, this is essentially a series of shits and giggles. Some characters will be overdramatic at times, but I promise it's all in good humour. Please leave a review if you have any feedback or ways for me to improve! I plan to have the next drabble up within a week or two. It's a one-sided contestshipping fic where Gary writes a godawful parody about Drew's feelings for May. (I promise this isn't as cringeworthy as it sounds).

That's all, lovelies! Take care.

~Nicole