We Didn't Start The Elf Song
Ancient Diclonii, Persecution, Called The Start Of Evolution;
Kakuzawas built an island and a fortune too
Present Day, Kaede's Born, Father takes to instant scorn
Mom searches for Kaede; Orphanage Sucks
Puppy found, Puppy lost, bullies find that they get tossed;
Meet Kouta; Share a soda; Find she is in love
Wedding dreams unfurl, Yuka turns out to be a girl;
Festival slaughter; Train ride; Kouta is a wreck now
CHORUS
We didn't start the Elf Song
It was always playing
Since Humans are staying
We didn't start the Elf Song
No we didn't begin it
But we tried to win it
Five years on the lam, Kurama with Kakuzawa scam;
Shirakawa, Isobe, Kakuzawa's son
Number 3 gives her gift; Mariko has horns there;
Hiromi; Promise Me; Let our daughter live
Aiko and her folks, Lucy is in the pokey
Kakuzawas make plan to make her the new Eve
Sudden escape, Kisaragi Fate, Sniper Shell, Cousins reunite as well, Beachfront, Nyu!, Former friends are reunited
We didn't start the Elf Song
It was always playing
Since Humans are staying
We didn't start the Elf Song
No we didn't begin it
But we tried to win it
Bando, SAT, Nana sent to retrieve, Police believe
Agents both beat brutally, Kouta is memory-free, Meet Mayu and Wanta
Child Abuse, New Home, Take Nyu To School now
Mayu fears Kouta, Kakuzawa Junior has Nyu
Junior popped off, Nyu remembers when, Nana is dead yet Nana is alive
Bando again, Nozomi's in, Nana's on the hunt now
Nana moves in, Mariko shows up again, Pitched Battles; Germ Missile
Who's Your Daddy?, Sacrifice, Is Lucy gone for good now?
We didn't start the Elf Song
It was always playing
Since Humans are staying
We didn't start the Elf Song
No we didn't begin it
But we tried to win it
World Infected, Inn detected, Bando is now bisected, Kakuzawa has himself elected God Mariko Clones, Gender-Benders, Maple House invasion
Thoughts of Aiko, Lucy brought before the psycho
Meet your brother, Never again, Kouta has remembered
Arakawa, Vaccine, Clones rise up, Kakuzawas kick
The island blown away, what else do I have to say
We didn't start the Elf Song
It was always playing
Since Humans are staying
We didn't start the Elf Song
No we didn't begin it
But we tried to win it
Lucy talks, Kouta's dark, Kurama with Nana in the park
Kouta shot once more, Lucy she can bear no more
Attack the world; put off; Lucy heals Kouta's cough
Kurama loses an arm, saved by Nana from great harm
Fighter jets, more soldiers; Lucy cannot hold together
Their friends gather round them for the final act
Kouta keep your promise now, Meet You when time is right
Then Kouta killed Nyu, but read the epilogue too!
We didn't start the Elf Song
It was always playing
Since Humans are staying
We didn't start the Elf Song
No we didn't begin it
We tried to win it
But ten years after the end
They will be waiting for their special friend...