"Retirement is so much fun!" Lisa said.
"I know, right? Our kids have grown up and became adults. So pound of them." Tim said.
Thomas and Lucas went to their jobs while their parents were at home relaxing. That night, Tim was in the mood for love making.
"Hey Lisa. Want to woohoo?" Tim said.
"I'm actually tired. Can't we do it some other time?"
"Fine. Jeez I was just asking."
The elderly couple went to sleep.
The next day...
"It's never too late to try skydiving!" Tim yelled.
"Alright! Skydiving is something I always wanted to try.
"Don't forget the landing!"
"Okay!"
The two skydived and their children were watching.
That night...
"Wow! That was so much fun!" Lisa yelled.
"Yeah it was," Tim said. "Now you want to woohoo?"
"Yes, sugar. Yes."
The couple went into bed and did it!