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Written for Open on Sunday LJ community's challenge #96, Sound.

Restless Silence
by Zzilly14

"Wake up, Xander."

"Huh?"

"I heard something."

"Chimpanzees... maybe..."

"Don't be silly, Xander. Chimps don't live in California. Well, except in zoos. But that's not the point."

"Then what is your point?"

"There's something outside, and I'm really scared. Don't you hear it? It could be... bunnies!"

"Go to sleep, and you'll be fine."

"There it is again! Xander! Please, kill the evil bunny!"

"Okay, okay. You know, if there's nothing out there, I'm gonna... oh my god!"

"Do you see it?"

"Uh... I don't see anything." Except Spike dancing around... in a pink frilly tutu?

"I'm a bloody ballerina!"