The Box
A fan fic by Dr. Leo of flambé my sheep

Writer 1: Ladies and Gentlemen presenting the new FOX reality TV show the box of DOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

Writer 2: I have no Idea ho you talked me into this.

Writer 1: (in an attempt to shut 2 up) Anyway we have 6 characters from 2 RPG competing to survive in a box until 1 is left alive.

Writer 2: from Xenosaga we have MOMO, Jr. and Kos-Mos.;

(They enter the box large TV audience cheers)

MOMO: hey where are we, that Writer 1 guy said there would be candy here

Jr.: (quivering) this must be one of those FOX reality TV shows

MOMO and Jr.: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

(Kos-Mos appears to be silent in meditation)

Writer 1: And the three main characters from FF X2 Yuna, Rikku and the Barkeep

( They enter no applause crickets chirp)

Jr.: Wait I played your game what happened to Pane

Yuna: Pane who's Pane?

Jr. (Sighing) you know the)

Barkeep: Do Yoush wantsh to shee meeeh dancesh?

Jr. No.

Yuna: (in dictation) This is our barkeep he is a Hypello

Jr.: who are you talking to?

Rikku: Her dead boyfriend, Yunie acts like that.

Yuna: Stop acting like your talking behind my back

Kos-Mos: (secretly computing) Heh Heh

Writer 1: Well what a start it has been, toon in next time for day 2

Writer 2: that is if your brain isn't turned into paramecium by then